Upside Backwards Chords by Viagra Boys

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_ _ _ [G] _ [B] I had a hotel _ somewhere [A] up north.
[B] Just if [F#] I was into [C] new things, [Em] I'd still [B] come.
So right down to what you said [Am] was your [B] home.
[A] Next thing you [C] know, I [G] had something [B] to look like the cigarette hanging out the left corner
of my mouth.
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I asked [C] her, [G] you said some [B] normal cigarette? _
[A] [B] She said, see I said, _ [A]
don't you [C] fucking think [G] that I'm an asshole?
[B] I thought it over and [A] questioned [B] for a minute.
I [G] made a gesture with my [F#m] ass to let her [G] know that I was in [B] with her.
Then I was distracted by a strange white figure [Am] standing right [C] behind me, [G] breathing [B] down my neck.
I got a heart attack, I swear.
[Am] [B] She asked me [A] once again, [Cm] _ _ [G] don't you [B] _ _ _
[Am] _ [B] _ _ [A] _ [B] feel it [A] _
_ [C] yet?
[A] _ [B] I _ [A] said, [B] feel what?
_ I said [C] something along the [G] lines [Bm] of, _ [B] _
I feel, I said I breathe, you little, little, little
_ When I fall, _ I'm a [Bm] little chaotic.
When I get up, _ _ _ [B] _ _ back up.
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_ [C] _ _ [G] _ [B] Two to three minutes later I was down on my phone and realized I'd been there [A] for two weeks.
[C] I stood [G] up and told her [B] it's about time for me to leave.
She looks back at me and [Em] asks, you [B] got something [Em] to tell me?
[C] _ [G] I slipped [B] down a little pork [Bm] pie to realign my legs.
I've been [A] replaced [B] by a fool who wouldn't [A] pass.
I [C] was in absolute no [G] pain, but [B] I felt a little uncomfortable about how I was comforted by
a loud, massive, repeated sit-down [A] of all my life.
[G] And at that point, it was obvious.
[B] I transformed into a piece of furniture.
I tried to [A] confront her.
[C] I opened up my [A] pillow and asked [B] her,
What the fuck was in that cigarette?
_ She looked back at me and asked,
_ [C] _ _ [G] Very [B] nice. _ _
_ A little circular _ femoral _ _ square draped over her through like bubbles.
Do I _ _ _ look like a mirror?
_ _ _ I feel a pain in the stomach. _
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I will be so theいt oughta back to your sisters and brothers,
And my youth and my blood will go a little down
Where they [F#m] belong, in the [B] ground?? _ _ _
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[C] Oh
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