Chords for Useful Jenkins- Fast Eddie

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_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] Well, that old bastard in [Dm] McClintock, well, it won't get out of bed.
Likes to drink his coffee black, but he likes his Johnny red.
The day has [D] come to race to run, the white rabbit sets the pace.
This bastard is [Dm] gonna keep it slow, cause slow and steady wins the race. _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Well, Grandma's on the kitchen table making ketchup pie. _
[D] Grandpa's on the front porch with a gallon [Dm] jug of shine.
Well, [D] don't get in a cage wrapped [Dm] with a seven-foot raccoon.
And don't let Grandma and Grandpa pick that _ old boy's shoe. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ Well, don't try to find a pointer and a meaning to this song.
You can guess just to the reason, you can guess, but you'll be wrong.
Well, just a puddle full of useful masks, things that you should know.
No farts in the grass, no feet in the pail, no piss in the wind, and don't eat your little _ soul. _ _ _
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Well, Grandma's on the kitchen table making ketchup pie.
_ Grandpa's on the front porch with a gallon jug of shine.
Well, just a puddle full of useful masks, things that you should know.
Well, that old bastard in McClintock, well, now, how fast can you go? _
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