Vegetable Man (2010 mix) Chords

[Eb] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] In yellow shoes, I get the blues.
When I walk the streets [Bb] with [G] my plastic feet.
[Ab] Blue velvet trousers makes me feel ticked.
There's a kind of stick about blue velvet trousers.
[A] In my navy shirt, I look a jerk.
And my turquoise wig is quite out of sight.
[Bb] But oh, oh, [D] my haircut looks so bad.
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[G] So I change my gear and I find [Bb] my need.
[B] And I cover them [E] up [G] with a naked cap.
[Ab] And I pass the socks, [Gb] the boys [B] in a coat.
With their leg knocked up by a dollop of sauce.
[Ab] The watch, black watch, [C] my watch.
With a black face and [D] a face in a little [Am] hole.
[Eb] And all the [Bbm] love is what I've got.
It's [Bb] what I wear, it's what you see.
It must be [B] me, it's what I am. _ _
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_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ [E] _
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_ [Gb] _ _ [Eb] I've been [Db] looking all over the place [A] for a place for me.
[Ab]
But it [E] ain't anywhere.
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It [A] just [B] ain't [E] anywhere. _ _
[G] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] Shmoopa, _ _ Shmoopa, H-T. _ _
_ [B] Shmoopa, [A] _ [Am] Shmoopa, _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ Shmoopa. _ _
_ It's like I'm the fuck [Gb] you've got [A] to see [C] in a [E] hand.
_ Shmoopa.
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