Chords for VeggieTales: Sippy Cup

[F#] _ [E] And now [Am] it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes [D#] out and [Cm] sings a silly song.
[C] _ [B] _ [A#] _
_ [Am] _ [F] _ [D] _ _ [Gm] _ _
[C] And what would you [Fm] like to drink?
I'll just have water, please.
[A#]
Could I have it in a [D#] glass this time?
_ [Fm] Hmm, let me [Gm] check my [A#] records.
_ _ [C] _ _
[Fm] Just as I suspected, [C] good thing I stopped and checked it.
My pad stained and [Fm] blotted from liquids you spilled on it.
[A#m] I'm afraid the jig is up.
[C] You must use a sippy cup.
Stop!
_ [F] Don't bring me a sippy cup.
[C] Haven't spilled since yesterday.
[G] Water won't stain [F] anyway.
Bring a mug, bring [Gm] a jug, just [C] don't bring [F] a sippy cup.
Let me check with the busboy.
Is [C] he the one?
It's [C#] you!
[D#] _
[F#m] Every time I fill [C#] it, he turns around and spills [F] it.
I've bought a hundred [F#m] blotters, cause you can't hold your [Bm] waters.
This time I'm not mopping [C#] up!
You must use a sippy cup.
No!
_ [F#] Don't bring me a sippy cup.
[C#] They'll be making [D] fun of [G#] me.
Put a pail in front of me.
[F#] Bring [D#] a mug, bring a [B] jug, [C#] just don't bring a [F#] sippy cup.
_ Well, I could ask the [C#] maître d'.
[D] _ [Gm] This is impossible, [D] he puddles up on café.
You take me for a fool?
[Gm] A restaurant's not a pool.
[Cm] Take his glass and lock it up.
[D] Zip, piggy, go get a sippy cup. _ _
[G] Don't bring me a sippy [D] cup.
This time I'm not gonna [A] spill.
I'm pretty sure he [G] will.
[D#] Spilling [Em] soda's not a [G] crime.
If it is, I'll do [C] time.
[D] Just don't bring [G] a sippy cup.
[C] _ _ [B] _
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Order, order in the [B] court.
I judge you the clumsiest sort.
[C] [B] By the [D#] dictates of our [G] laws, I [B] sentence [E] you to [D#m] _ [B] safety's fraud. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ It's the governor.
_ Yes, I see.
Very well.
Thank you, governor.
_ _ _ [E] Give me back that sippy cup.
[B] You've been granted [G] sippy [F#m] stay.
This must be my lucky day.
[F#] This must be his lucky _ [B] day.
[E] Bring a mug, bring a jug.
I'll bring an absorbent rug.
[A] You [B] don't need [E] a sippy cup. _
Compliments of [B] the house.
Grape juice.
Grape juice?
_ [G#m] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
[C] _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [D] _ _ _
[Gm] _ [D] _ [Bm] _ _ _ [Em] This [F#] _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [F#] _
[C#] has been Silly [B] Songs with Laddie.
Tune in [E] next time to hear