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You know, it really was a [Ebm] good idea to [Gb] go on holiday, Eddie.
We should get [Ebm] more margaritas.
They make me [F] feel.tingly. Eddie, did you know [Bb] that my hive mind, linked with all the other symbiotes, stores [Gb] 80 billion light years worth of knowledge across the [Eb] universes? We have been around for a very long [F] time, Eddie. Wait, what on [Bbm] earth? Eddie! What just happened? [Gb] That wasn't me! That was really scary! [Ebm] Oh, look, Eddie, on the TV! [F] It's some sort of Spider-Man, or a Spider [Bbm]-Teen. I've seen him before in Hive Memories. [Gb] In another life, we were a pretty good [Ebm] team. I made him less pansy, turned him all [F] brilliant. Some universes, we put our lives on the big [Bbm] screen. Eddie! _ [Gb] Tell me why [Ebm] did I not get a call to [F] be in a new Spider-Man movie? [Bbm] Oh, Eddie! It [Gb] will not fly! _ [Eb] I'm beautiful, I'm brilliant, [F] and everybody freaking loves me. [Bb] We must leave to New York. I need to meet the [Gb] Spider. I think we're in a different universe altogether. [Eb] I had a host on a world that was very [F] similar. We had symbiosis, me and Peanut [Bb] Parker. Wait, are you saying you'd rather land on someone [Gb] else? Don't you think that makes me feel massively [Eb] jealous? I hadn't thought about your feelings. I'd never do it, [F] although it was good to have a freak like Ross and Rachel. [Bbm] I'm only joking. A Spider-Man was an enemy. [Gb] I need to see him purely out of curiosity. [Ebm] Who knows, we could be friends, or I'll put him in my [F] belly. I might even need revenge. I think he might have [Bbm] killed me. He looks like a superhero. He'd kick your [Gb] ass. Eddie, be careful. Those words might be a [Ebm] lie. Yeah, what you gonna do? Go and kill your only [G] host? Yes, [F] and go meet Peter, I [Bbm] suppose. Eddie! _ [Gb] Tell me why _ _ [Ebm] did I not get a call to [F] be in a new Spider-Man movie? [Bbm] Oh, Eddie! It [Gb] will not fly! It will not fly! [Ebm] I'm beautiful, I'm brilliant, [C] and everybody freaking loves [Bb] me. Face it, Venom, we can't be in a [Gb] movie. You're far too aggressive. We're not PT. [Eb] But what about Murdoch? That's dead. Devil [F] Eddie, did you get that? I noticed him from his first [Bb] scene. Now, who do you think would win between me and the devil? [Gb] I'm pretty sure I'd crush him if we were to [Eb] wrestle. I mean, he's quick, but I'm big, and he's [F] blind. Eddie, did you know that he has Sora in his [Bbm] mind, and that Magamoo thinks just by thinking? [Gb] Wait, that might be a leper from the show Stranger [Ebm] Things. But I've heard there's a witch in this universe that does [F] it. The Avengers sound nearly as cool as me, y'all admins. [Bbm] We should probably join them. They taught us what they [Gb] taught. We're two funny BPs in a pod. [Ebm] You said my lethal protector name was [F] dumb, but take a look at the names of some of us. [Bbm] Eddie! Tell [Gb] me why I _ [Ebm] _ did not get a call to [G] be in a new Spider [F]-Man movie. [Bbm] Oh, Eddie! It will [Gb] not fly! _ [Eb] I'm beautiful, I'm brilliant, [Bbm] and everybody [Fm] freaking loves me. [Bb] Eddie, tell me, what did you [Gb] think of the new Spider-Man movie? Uh, yeah, [Eb] I mean, I guess it was pretty great. [F] Eddie, you are very boring. I [Bb] would much rather talk to the Green Goblin instead. [Gb] What? Hello, Venom. We finally [Eb] meet. Wow, you are [F] incredibly sinister. I love it. Tell me, do you [Bb] like to eat people as well? Uh, [Gb] no, no, I just kill people. [Eb] Interesting. I think we should probably start a Facebook [F] group. Yes, I agree. All the enemies of [Bb] Spider-Man can unite. Count me in too, baby. And [Gb] me. Ooh, we could call ourselves the Silly Six. Don't be [Eb] stupid, that's terrible. We will call [F] ourselves the Sinister Six. The [Bbm] _ Sinister Six, [Gb] Six sixes for the sole [Ebm] purpose to make Spider [G]-Man [F] call it quits. And [Bbm] take these hits, we insist, break [Gb] the falling down to bits. [Ebm] A tear from his eye [F] is a little bit of bliss. The [Bbm] Sinister Six! It's coming for ya! The [Gb] Sinister Six! We gon' fight back! The [Ebm] Sinister Six! Green Stark, I love you! The [F] Sinister Six! Just you wait! The [Bbm] Sinister Six! It's coming for ya! The [Gb] Sinister Six! We gon' fight back! The [Ebm] Sinister Six! Green Stark, I love you! The [F] Sinister Six! Just you wait! [Bb] There's nothing more annoying than a spider out of [Gb] reach. You're an insect, a pest, and that's all you'll ever be. [Eb] I was shocked when I heard that you ever found a [F] lady. I take it you date like you climb walls. [Bb] Clingy. Yeah, I robbed some banks, but I never do much harm. [Gb] I mean, I never used a gun, but I stay well [Eb] armed. Peter, you make me sick. Stop trying to be so [F] nice. Here, have some food. It's your favorite brand of rice. [Bbm] Like Peter, I'm a cross-species experiment. [Gb] Unlike Peter, I'd rather share my gift with all [Eb] inhabitants. We could have made man-lizards, but you'd rather spin and twirl. [F] It would have been the greatest cross with a spider. Jurassic World! [Bbm] Did you know that when hunting lizards love to eat a spider? [Gb] But you're a little bigger. I'll just have to open wider. [Ebm] I swore all you scared of when cracking your aching backs. [Bbm] It reminded [Fm] me of Gwen, or when you're wet from inside. [Bbm] _ Reminded me of Ghost Black and [Gb] the shock attack. That's what you're trying to say. This [Eb] world gives me energy like those people cry. I ain't going [F] nowhere. I'm a homeless man. [Bbm] I feel blue back when I had no friends. I [Gb] heard y'all scared of the water. _ [Eb] I'm just trying to be nice. You [F] want to stand dust, Ghost Black? You [Bbm] stand dust. I said it's the same [Gb] thing. It's for the soul. [Ebm] The stomach's fine [F] and colloquial. It's a [Bbm] defense we intend. Break [Gb] the void down to bits. A [Ebm] tear from his eyes. [F] A little bit of bliss. I said [Bbm] it's the same. It's coming for you. I said [Gb] it's the same. We roll by first. I said [Ebm] it's the same. Green's our color. I said [F] it's the same. It's going to get you there. I said [Bbm] it's the same. It's coming for you. I said [Gb] it's the same. We roll by first. I said [Eb] it's the same. Green's our color. I said [F] it's the same. It's going to get you [Bb] there. A sandstorm's coming, Peter, swing straight through. [Gb] You'll never get rid of me like sand in your shoe. [Eb] Bet you love building sandcastles with Uncle Ben. You [F] know you still can't just tip the iron that he's in. [Bb] A steal for my girl is not myself, I swear. [Gb] See, my God, I won't go hungry because the sandwich is there. [Eb] Your girl went down on me. It's not what you're thinking. [F] That's a joke about quicksand. Now let it sink in. [Bb] Peter Parker, you look rather young. [Gb] Please will you let me eat a limb? [Eb] It shouldn't really matter that much to a spider. [F] You are supposed to have eight of them. And [Bb] as a human, you were meant to have some [Gb] parents. Your life is so depressing, you can't even afford rent. [Eb] No family, no friends. The spider's all alone. [F] But don't worry, I can solve that. I will make you happy. [Bbm] Peter Parker, Peter Parker, should've listened to the doctor. [Gb] I'm his butcher, spit and bite, I just you pick your water. I [Ebm] like the cast, here's where we begin. I want it for Pete's life and I just win. [F] I've done what you need, I just let you know that you can top it. I'm a grand. [Bbm] Give me some tears to laugh at your face. When I appear, I turn to place. [Gb] All of your fans are trying to replace. Give me a chair for comfy, some air. [Ebm] How about a game? You're the freak, you never heard it. I'm the key to a snow cap. You [F] need a father, Tony the modern, but you couldn't stop me. I'm the king of the house. [Bbm] The quicksand is the six [Gb] big sticks for the soul [Ebm] purpose. The mixed spider [Bbm] and corny quince. And to keep it, we insist. Bring [Gb] the boy down to bits. A [Ebm] tear from his eye is [F] a little bit of bliss. The sin is [Bbm] the sin. It's coming for you. The sin is [Gb] the sin. We don't fight for. The sin is [Ebm] the sin. Bring the car down. The sin is [F] the sin. Just get you down. The sin is [Bbm] the sin. It's coming for you. The sin is [Gb] the sin. We don't fight for. The sin is [Eb] the sin. Grease! Ha! The Steve! [F] The Steve! Grease! Ha! Ha! [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ Eddie? _ Eddie? _ Eddie! _ Eddie! Eddie! What? What do you want? Are you okay, Eddie? You seem.stressed. Do you think they enjoyed the album, Eddie? What? Who? Who are you talking about? What, you just [N] expect me to know about all the different universes? I don't have a clue. Are you telling me someone out there made an album about all of us? Spider-Man and Venom and goblins and all that. Yes, Eddie. Well, yeah, I mean that does that sounds kind of cool Let me listen. Good. Now let me tell you a joke. Where does Spider-Man listen to this Spider-Man album? Uhh, I don't know. Spottafly! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, Eddie. You stupid little human. Let's blast this ish on the beach! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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