Chords for Vic Fuentes Funny Moments

_ _ _ [Bb] _ I was.
That's not fucking funny.
[D] A little sexy cameo.
[Dbm] _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ You're [B] playing in 10 minutes. _
_ [F] How you feel, baby?
[G] Good. _
I feel terrible.
_ _ Sorry, [F] you feel terrible.
[Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ [N] _ What the hell is going on here?
Who told you guys you could touch this stuff? _ _ _ _ _
[B] Jail.
You're trying to teach people that stealing is awesome.
[Gb] No, no, no. No.
_ _ [D] It's fun.
_ [D] _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [E] The only fear is that they're going to get really buff.
And like,
Eventually, like,
[Bb] Guys, Yiggen?
Yiggen Red?
_ _ [Eb] _
_ [Ab] _ _ [F] _ I know. _
[E] I'm going to shut your lips on that ring pop.
Good day, mates.
Anything could [Db] happen.
Anything could [Bb] happen.
Where you from, fool?
Where you from, fool?
My _ _ [E] _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ band is scaring the shit out of me right now.
_ I love [Fm] guns.
_ [Db] [Bm] I think I've seen too many of my friends' wieners on there.
The beer [Abm] staveos are the coolest guys I've [Ebm] ever met.
[Db] _
The beer staveos are the coolest guys I've ever met.
They as well.
_ And they taste like broccoli.
[Ab] I like_
_ They_
They smell good.
_ [Bb] I think I'll be perfect. _
_ [F] I _ _ [Gb] _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
_ _ think _ _ _ _ I'll be perfect.
I'm going to put the [A] baby in the oven.
_ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
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[Am] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
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[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [Em] _
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[Am] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Am] Private eyes
[Em] are watching you. _
_ [Dm] Private eyes
[Bb] are watching you.
Watching you.
Watching you.
_ _ [C] _ _
_ You play [C] with words.
You play with love.
_ _ [Ab] You can twist it around.
[Bb] You can twist it around.
You can bite it in the coast.
[C] Now you're going to know
_ _ [Cm] if you're letting me in
[Bb] or letting me go.
[F] Don't lie. _
[Am] If you're hurting [G] inside
[Cm] you can stay fine.
[F] _ _ [A] Private eyes
are watching you.
_ _ Private _ _
_ _ _ _ [Am] eyes
are watching you.
Private _ [Dm] _
eyes
are watching you.
[Bb] are watching you.
_ Watching you.
Watching [Gbm] you.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
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_ [Ab] _ _ [Gbm] _ _ _ Looking for my heart.
_ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [F] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [A] _
So now
[Gbm] I don't [F] want
to miss when [A] you
crack _ silver [Gbm] diamond blue