Chords for Victoria Wood Shagarama lyrics 0001

_ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [G#] _ _
_ [C#] _ _ [G#m] _ Empty days [D#] and rainy [F#m] nights, could rinse out a [G] pair of [G#m] tights
Or have a beer, but [D#] you're not here
_ I work all night and work all day, [D#]
looks good on [C#] my resume
[E] I'm tired of rain, I'm [C#] gonna catch a [F#] plane today
_ [B] I'm having a holiday, _ [G#] I'm packing my blues away
My dreams can go hip hooray, cos [B] they're coming true
My ticket's right in my hand, [G] I'm headed for Sun and Sand
It's a [C#] pity I'm [F#] unremanned, but [B] what can you do?
Don't tell me who's called or faxed, [G#] don't tell me whose jobs have been axed
I'm having my hoover waxed, that's [B] top of my list
I'm leaving my plants behind, all [G] my uncles and aunts behind
I [C#] could leave my pants [F#] behind, they'll [B] never be missed _ _
Shed those [F#] superstitions, find yourself new positions
Let your [B] inhibitions take the light _
Ooh, ah, lose your [G] armour, ditch that last [C#] pyjama
Let's [F#] go shag your [B] armour tonight
You [E] _
[Em] know, time [B] was when nobody gave a damn
[D]
Nobody [C#] looked my way and [F#] nobody cared
_ [D#]
But [Em] now, [G#m] because I am what I [B] done, well I'm, I'm [C#] saying who are you?
Look [F#] at I'm coming through
I'm [B] having a holiday, I'm [G#] packing the cold away
My cherry is dead, glassy, I [B] wanna get hot, hot, hot
I'm going where Brits are bound, where [G] glamour and glitz are bound
I'll be [C#] waving my bits [G#] around, as [B] likely as nuts _ _
Don't be party [F#] party, let's get down and party
I smell that high [B] karate wave _ _
Ooh, don't be [G] monastic, your hand my [C#] elastic
Let's [F#] go shag-a [B]-tastic today
_ _ [E]
You [Em] know, time [B] was when nobody gave a damn
[D]
Nobody [C#] looked my way and [E] nobody [F#] cared
_ [D#]
But [Em] now, [G#m] because I'm womanly, [F#] warm and glam
You'll [C#] never see me cry, because I'm flying [G] holiday
[C] _
_ As soon [G] as I land I'll say, dip your ladle in my consommé
Come and see [C] what I've got _ _
Come and hold me [G#] tightly, let's go fight [D] nightly
Are [G] you Richard [C] Whiteley or not? _ _
Don't be party [G] party, let's get down and party
I smell that high [C] karate wave
_ _ Ooh, don't be [G#] monastic, your hand my [D] elastic
Let's [G] go shag-a [C]-tastic today
[G#] I'm gonna [C#]
hold some necks, I'm gonna [G#] have pecs like Becks
I'm gonna have oral sex to the sound [C#] of the sea
With wet weed or [A] wanker on the [D#m] postivanker
You [G#] can drink your anker [C#] with me _
Shed those shooky slish [G#]-chans
Find some new positions, like your inefficient [C#] state-of-the-light _
Ooh, I'll lose your [A] arm a ditch, like [D#] pajama
Let's go [G#] shag-a-rama [C#] tonight
[E] We're having [D] a holiday, [E] we're gonna go all the way
Get sand in your [A] crack, I say, and don't [D] make a fuss _ _
Don't be melancholic, [A#] get drunk, ring a frolic
[E] Shut up, shut [A] shag-a-holic [D] with us _ _
Shed those shooky slish [A]-chans
Find some new positions, like your inefficient [D] state-of-the-light _
Ooh, I'll lose your [A#] arm a ditch, like _ [E] pajama
Let's go shag-a-rama [A] _ _ _ _
tonight
_ Shag-a-rama [D] tonight
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