Chords for Vince Gill It's Hard To Kiss The Lips

[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ She used to call me baby.
I thought she [E] was [B] such a lady.
[E] But my how things [B] have changed since [F#] times moved on. _
_ [B] I'd give her my last dollar, but now [E] all she'll [B] do is holler.
[E] Oh my life [B] has become [F#] a [B] country song.
_ _ _ I've learned she can't resist me.
By the way [E] she [B]
always disses me.
[E] And comes to bed [B] at night with that [F#] cold cream on.
_ _ _ [B] Sometimes I might feel frisky, but these [E] days it's [B] just too risky.
[E] Oh it's hard to [B] kiss the lips at night.
[F#] Chew your ass out all [B] day long.
All [F#] day long.
It goes [B] on and on.
_ [C#] If a tree fell in the forest and she [F#] didn't hear it, would I still be wrong?
[B] Oh I guess I should admit it.
She ain't [Em] ever [B] gonna quit it.
[E] Oh it's hard to [B] kiss the lips at night.
[F#] Chew your ass [B] out all day long. _ _
[A] _ [D#] _ [E] _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ Well you can imagine how good this song went over when I brought it home.
_ I _ _ _ see people all the time when I hit that last line.
Sometimes they laugh, but sometimes there's _ shock.
_ Then usually what follows that is, isn't he married to Amy Grant? _ _ _ _
Yeah this one didn't go over so good when I came home. _
Then I played it for her mom and dad and that _ _ was rough.
_ I sat them all down and I said, y'all don't understand.
I said this is a joke.
I said this was my father's idea.
There's no way I would ever say anything like this about my bride Amy.
I just wouldn't do it. _
They were okay with that.
They let me back in the house.
_ _ All was well.
_ _ Then I got to thinking about it.
_ It finally dawned on me that this song is about my mother. _ _ _ _
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Yeah there was [F#] a time when [B] her eyes were so blue and shiny.
[E] Man you ought to see [B] what's happened to her honey.
[E] _ That thing has [B] gotten big enough to land a [F#] small plane on.
_ _ [B] Yeah there was a time when I used to roll her in the clover.
[E] Thank [B] God those days are over.
[E] It's hard to kiss [B] the lips at night.
[F#] Chew your ass out [B] all day long.
_ _ [F#] All day long.
She gnaws [B] on and on.
_ _ _ [C#]
Someday George drops the big one.
[F#] I'll say sweet Jesus she's gonna finally leave me [E] alone.
[A#] [B] It's alright if we stay.
Cause the [E] radio [B] won't play it.
[E] Oh it's hard to [B] kiss the lips at night.
[F#] Chew your ass out [B] all day long.
Sing it with me it's okay [A] come on.
[E] It's hard to [B] kiss the lips at night.
[F#] Chew your ass out all [B] day long.
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