Chords for Violin is Better Than Bass (a 3-Movement Symphonic Diss Track)

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David504, _ [Em] _ _ you picked on the wrong gang, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ the violin _ [B] gang.
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Sheets about to get violent, _ [F#] we're gonna whoop your bass up to _ [Em] retirement. _
_ Pull your lead out, you go silent.
[C] _ _ [F#] _ You can't [D] run but you can't hide it.
[Em] You think your bass is epic, but it's a little [Am] basic.
You try not make music but [B] you be sounding _ [Em] sacrilegious.
You made a goose track, is that a threat?
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I'ma show you some respect in 5, 4, [B] 3, 2, 1, [Em] SLAP!
We've been practicing all day, every day, [Am] 40 hours and it's true what they [B] say.
_ _ [Em] _ We've been practicing all day, every day, [Am] 40 hours and it's true when they [B] say,
Violin's better than [Em] bass. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ We don't need no abs, [B] violin's better [Em] than bass. _
Yeah, _ SLIP!
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We don't need to [B] fret, cause we better [Em] than the bass. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Am] You couldn't play the melody, [B] so you had to learn [Em] the bass. _ _
_ _ _ And [Am] guess what?
We ain't ever gonna fake, [B] violin's better than bass.
You put Tchaikovsky in the wrong key. _ _
_ [A] I could send the score but you [B] can't read.
_ _ _ [Em] You think you can try and challenge me.
_ You [Am] have the world's smallest _ [B] _ PEP.
_ [Em] Play Tchaikovsky in the wrong key. _ _
[E] I could send the score but you [B] can't read. _
_ _ [Em] You think you can try and challenge me.
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_ _ [C] Starting to feel tired from _ this war.
[G] Thinking what are we doing this for.
_ _ [C] We're just trying to save violin chance.
_ _ [G] Please don't smash it on the wall.
_ _ [C] Music's meant to bring us all together.
_ _ [G] Ling Ling could have made it better.
_ _ [C] This war's gonna last forever.
_ [G] And now there's nothing but surrender.
_ _ [C] _ Baby come on man you [G] gotta stop.
All of this hate will do what you tell us to do.
_ So please just free violin chance.
_ _ _ [C] Promise she'll be safe and we [G] will save it.
Just this time once in a lifetime we'll admit.
_ [G] That bass is better than _ _ [C#] Tchaik. _ _ _
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_ _ [Dm] You hear that? _
That's [C] the sound of your nightmare. _
_ [Dm] Ha ha ha. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Violin gang, violin gang, violin [Dm] gang.
Whoever be violin gang.
[C] _ Don't you ever lay a finger _ [A#] _ on our violin chance.
_ [C] _ You hurt other instruments.
_ [Dm] _ You stoop so low.
_ [C] _ _ Even the viola gang _ [Dm] _ is better than that.
_ [C] _ _ Even recorder gang [Dm] _ is better than that.
_ [C] _ _ We gonna come for _ [Dm] you and save violin chance.
_ _ [C] _ _ Mario and Luigi, _ [D] _ Savage Princess Peach.
_ [C] _ _ Mario and Luigi _ [Dm] _ gonna kick Bowser's ass.
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_ _ _ [D] We will not threaten us to speak [Gm] lies [D] by threatening to hurt violin chance.
In [G] fact we're going to go over there and say for free violin chance.
And [Cm] we're going to challenge you to a real [G] life instrument battle.
Do you have what it takes?
Live stream so the whole world can watch.
No [D] editing, no [G] faking allowed.
_ Live.
And if you [F#] don't show up, _ it means you've lost.
And you must free [Gm] violin chance.
Things about to get interesting.
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