Chords for Walmart
Tempo:
95.85 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
D
F
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C]
I saw a toddler eat a cigarette on a cart of Keystone beer.
[D] I was eyeing art supplies.
Some dude named Tanner called me queer.
I do [G] not want to go to Walmart [C] today.
To Walmart [F] today, or tomorrow, or the day after that.
Don't go misunderstanding me for some pinko commie rat.
[D] I hold close the belief rising waters raises ships.
But [G] was Perry in [Em] the living?
Good [A] old Sammy's dying.
Wish I [C] saw a woman stranded humming to the tune of Delta Dawn
[D] on a dead battery scooter with just pajamas on.
I [G] saw a family of 33 redheaded, boiling [C] over.
Pick the clearance [D] aisle apart [F] like some buzzards [G] on the shoulder.
I don't [F] want to go to Walmart today, or tomorrow, or the day after that.
[C] It's a mirage in a desert [F#] of bullshit they created.
That's a fact.
[D] I also do believe to the victor goes the [G] prize.
But to keep a good man down [E] is just something I [A#] despise.
[G]
[C] I saw a serpent in the produce, coiled, hissing, talking smack.
He [D] was talking about prizes, some shit about rolling back.
I [G] do not want to go to Walmart [C] today.
I saw a 104-year-old woman bolted to a register, counting change.
[D] Her manager was 10 years old with a smartphone for a brain.
I do [G] not want to go to Walmart [C] today.
To Walmart [F] today, or tomorrow, or the day after that.
[C] Don't go misunderstand me for some pinko commie rat.
[D] I hold close the belief, rising waters, raising ships.
But [Gm] was Barry [G] and the living good old Sammies dying wish?
[C]
I saw a toddler eat a cigarette on a cart of Keystone beer.
[D] I was eyeing art supplies.
Some dude named Tanner called me queer.
I do [G] not want to go to Walmart [C] today.
To Walmart [F] today, or tomorrow, or the day after that.
Don't go misunderstanding me for some pinko commie rat.
[D] I hold close the belief rising waters raises ships.
But [G] was Perry in [Em] the living?
Good [A] old Sammy's dying.
Wish I [C] saw a woman stranded humming to the tune of Delta Dawn
[D] on a dead battery scooter with just pajamas on.
I [G] saw a family of 33 redheaded, boiling [C] over.
Pick the clearance [D] aisle apart [F] like some buzzards [G] on the shoulder.
I don't [F] want to go to Walmart today, or tomorrow, or the day after that.
[C] It's a mirage in a desert [F#] of bullshit they created.
That's a fact.
[D] I also do believe to the victor goes the [G] prize.
But to keep a good man down [E] is just something I [A#] despise.
[G]
[C] I saw a serpent in the produce, coiled, hissing, talking smack.
He [D] was talking about prizes, some shit about rolling back.
I [G] do not want to go to Walmart [C] today.
I saw a 104-year-old woman bolted to a register, counting change.
[D] Her manager was 10 years old with a smartphone for a brain.
I do [G] not want to go to Walmart [C] today.
To Walmart [F] today, or tomorrow, or the day after that.
[C] Don't go misunderstand me for some pinko commie rat.
[D] I hold close the belief, rising waters, raising ships.
But [Gm] was Barry [G] and the living good old Sammies dying wish?
[C]
Key:
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_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
I saw a toddler eat a cigarette on a cart of Keystone beer.
[D] I was eyeing art supplies.
Some dude named Tanner called me queer.
I do [G] not want to go _ _ _ _ to Walmart [C] today.
To Walmart [F] today, or tomorrow, or the day after that.
Don't go misunderstanding me for some pinko commie rat.
[D] I hold close the belief rising waters raises ships.
But [G] was Perry in [Em] the living?
Good [A] old Sammy's dying.
Wish I [C] saw a woman stranded humming to the tune of Delta Dawn
[D] on a dead battery scooter with just pajamas on.
I [G] saw a family of 33 redheaded, boiling [C] over.
Pick the clearance [D] aisle apart [F] like some buzzards [G] on the shoulder.
_ I don't [F] want to go to Walmart today, or tomorrow, or the day after that.
[C] It's a mirage in a desert [F#] of bullshit they created.
That's a fact.
[D] I also do believe to the victor goes the [G] prize.
But to keep a good man down [E] is just something I [A#] _ _ despise.
_ _ [G] _ _
[C] I saw a serpent in the produce, coiled, hissing, talking smack.
He [D] was talking about prizes, some shit about rolling back.
I [G] do not want to go to _ _ Walmart [C] today.
I saw a 104-year-old woman bolted to a register, counting change.
[D] Her manager was 10 years old with a smartphone for a brain.
I do [G] not want to go _ _ _ to Walmart [C] today.
To Walmart [F] today, or tomorrow, or the day after that.
[C] Don't go misunderstand me for some pinko commie rat.
[D] I hold close the belief, rising waters, raising ships.
But [Gm] was Barry [G] and the living good old Sammies dying wish?
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
I saw a toddler eat a cigarette on a cart of Keystone beer.
[D] I was eyeing art supplies.
Some dude named Tanner called me queer.
I do [G] not want to go _ _ _ _ to Walmart [C] today.
To Walmart [F] today, or tomorrow, or the day after that.
Don't go misunderstanding me for some pinko commie rat.
[D] I hold close the belief rising waters raises ships.
But [G] was Perry in [Em] the living?
Good [A] old Sammy's dying.
Wish I [C] saw a woman stranded humming to the tune of Delta Dawn
[D] on a dead battery scooter with just pajamas on.
I [G] saw a family of 33 redheaded, boiling [C] over.
Pick the clearance [D] aisle apart [F] like some buzzards [G] on the shoulder.
_ I don't [F] want to go to Walmart today, or tomorrow, or the day after that.
[C] It's a mirage in a desert [F#] of bullshit they created.
That's a fact.
[D] I also do believe to the victor goes the [G] prize.
But to keep a good man down [E] is just something I [A#] _ _ despise.
_ _ [G] _ _
[C] I saw a serpent in the produce, coiled, hissing, talking smack.
He [D] was talking about prizes, some shit about rolling back.
I [G] do not want to go to _ _ Walmart [C] today.
I saw a 104-year-old woman bolted to a register, counting change.
[D] Her manager was 10 years old with a smartphone for a brain.
I do [G] not want to go _ _ _ to Walmart [C] today.
To Walmart [F] today, or tomorrow, or the day after that.
[C] Don't go misunderstand me for some pinko commie rat.
[D] I hold close the belief, rising waters, raising ships.
But [Gm] was Barry [G] and the living good old Sammies dying wish?
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _