Chords for Walter Becker - Medical Science

[Cm] _ _ [G] _ [Eb] _ [F] _ _ _ [D] _
[Fm] _ _ [D] _ _ [F] _ _ [A] _ _
[Cm] _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ [C] _ [D] _
[Ab] _ _ [D] _ _ [F] _ _ [A] _ _
[G] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ _ [Bbm] _
_ [F] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [B] _ [Bbm] _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Gm] _ [C] My man [F] Stanley, _ swiveled [Em] manly, taking [F] cover from the [Eb] mark with [C] his.
_ Now he's hiding, [Em] but pretty soon he's siding, _ [Fm] looking for a lonely holiday refuge.
[Ab] _ _ Down the [F] alley, my gal [Em] Sally, a little bruised and battered maybe from a couple of [Eb] times [G] before.
_ [C] All is steady, you know I think she's ready, _ climb into [Ab] the ring and do it all once more.
But does it hurt when I do this?
Can you laugh when I [Bbm] go like this?
Alright, keep it down.
This one's over, maybe one more now.
Just look for big pieces when we speak up tonight, boy.
[G] Nobody's gonna blame [Am] you, scratch your mind off that [D] list.
[Fm] You know medical [D] science is helpless, [Cm] helpless in a case like [G] this.
[Cm] You know you're gonna [G] thank me later, [Am] you'll miss one [D] miss.
[Ab] Because medical [D] science is helpless, [F] helpless in a case like [G]
this.
_ [Fm] I'm ready, half dead already, [E] too dumb to [F] fly down, even let [Cm] a brother know.
When [G] trouble's cruising, [Em] you know Ed's still [Eb] using.
Never known for passing on a chance to just say no.
_ Little Leroy, [Fm] Ed is [Em] homeboy, still too wet behind the ears to know [Ebm] he's right [C] from wrong.
What Biggie's spotting, my little Lee is snorting.
You said stop [Cm] on his way down to drag the kid [Ab] along.
All the dive asses and the true believers, the bullshit givers and [Bbm] receivers.
Yet today, tomorrow gone to see our chance at the great [Cm] beyond.
Where an angel tangles with the devil.
Normally [G] I'd be [Eb] angry, [F] normally [C] I'd be [D] pissed.
Because medical science is helpless, [Cm] helpless in a case like [G] this.
[Cm] Better make [G] a fine of double, [A] serve it up [C] with a [D] twist.
[Ab] Because medical [D] science is helpless, [F] helpless in a [A] case like [G] this.
[C] Nobody's [G] gonna [Eb] blame [Am] you, scratch it right [C] off the [D] list.
[Fm] You know medical [D] science is helpless, [F] helpless in a case like [Em] this.
[Cm] You're gonna [Gm] thank me later, [F] you'll miss [C] one [D] miss.
[Ab] Because medical [D] science is helpless, [F] helpless [A] in [G] a case like [Cm] this.
[G] _ _ [F] _ _ [Db] _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [A] _ [G]
[Cm] Oh, _ [G] [Eb] medical [F] science [C] is [D]
[Ab] helpless.
_ [D] _ [Bb] _ [F] _ _ [Cm] Yes it is.
_ [G] Medical [F] science [C] is [D] helpless.
[Fm] _ _ [D] _ _ [F] _ _ [A] [G] Oh, oh, [Cm] oh.
[G] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ [D] _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _