Even A Dog Can Shake Hands Chords by Warren Zevon

[F] _ _ _ _ He's _ _
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[Am] trying to [Bb] survive, hot from the hot and dry.
[C] He's got the phone in the [Bb] car in his hand. _
[Am] Everybody's [Bb] trying to be a friend [A] of mine, [F] even the dogs. _ _
[Bb] _ [F] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [F] _ _ _
[Bb] _ [F] _ _ _ _ [C] You lost 20% [Bb] because you knew you back when.
[Am] Now they're all ball [Bb] pieces of band.
_ [C] Everybody's trying to be a friend [Am] of mine, even the dogs.
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ [C] _
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ [C] _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ [D] _
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ [C] All the ones and the [Bb] gnomes that have a lunch at the dawn,
[C] they're all living off the fat [Bb] of the land.
[F] _ [Am] Everybody's trying to be a friend of mine, even the dogs.
[F] _ _ [D] Page [F] _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] 42, we'll do the rest [C] for you, find a way to make [F] it pay.
[Bb] Don't lose your [Eb] head, you'll end up dead,
[Ab] or you'll be buried in the [C] valley someday.
_ [F] We're ready!
[C] _ [D] _
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ [C] Better not [Bb] hope and don't rock the [C] boat,
or we'll all make a few [Bb] hundred grand.
[Am] Everybody's trying to be a friend of mine, even [F] the dogs can shake hands.
[Bb] _ [F] _ _ _
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_ [C] You'll be making a scene [Bb] till you get your bones clean,
[C] and don't leave much [Bb] for the fans.
_ [Am] Everybody's trying to be a friend of mine, even the dogs [F] can shake hands.
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[Bb] Sign page [Eb] 42, we'll do the rest [C] for you, find a way to make [F] it pay.
[Bb] Don't lose your head, [Eb] you'll end up dead,
[Ab] or you'll be living in the valley [C] someday. _
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[Bb] _ [C] I'm trying to survive [Bb] off a Harlem drive, [C] and I can't any way [Bb] I can.
_ [Am] [Gm] Everybody's trying to be a friend [C] of mine, even [F] the dogs can shake hands.
[Bb] _ [D] _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ [C] _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ [C] _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ [F] _
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