Chords for Washboard Hank The Washboard Boogie

We're awful glad to [F] have the Apples here tonight.
You folks are in for a real [G] treat.
Thank you.
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_ They _ were the number one new [G] band on the Country Cousins this year.
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_ That's pretty good.
_ [G] You know, most, _ uh_
I hate to be candid like [E] this, but I might as well.
You know, most people give [G#] me lots of records to play on my Country Cousins radio show because
_ [B] sometimes five or six people listen to [C] it.
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_ _ _ So Cousin Jeff and I have this little [B] ritual where I open up the wrapper and [G] put it in and we _ say_
We play for about 20 seconds and then [F] I turn on the mic and [B] I say to Jeff,
Well, you think this one's any good, Jeff?
And he says,
_ [Em] I'm not, uh, not_
It's not very [F#] good.
It's not working. _ _ _
_ _ [N] So then we just whip it out of the CD player and throw it in the garbage. _ _ _ _
But we had the Apples on the CD player and I asked Cousin Jeff,
I asked one of his folks,
You like this, Jeff?
_ Yes! _ _ _ _
So there you go, approved by Cousin Jeff.
You can put that on your promo. _ _
_ Apples, yes. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Anyhow, here's _ an old little tune that explains a bit about the washboard.
A little one called Washboard Boogie. _ _ _
[C] _ _ [D] _ [C] Well, [D] _ _ [G] _
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you see, you wash the CD, [C] break the CD, and sing.
I'll take that hard rock, take the pills, and screw [Bm] it up.
It's gonna work again.
[G] Don't worry. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [A] Nah.
Sweep your [G] car, get in the motel, smoke up, have that barbeque,
and have a [N] good ball, play for a nice plate,
all the way down to the hardback, get that great,
[Bm] get a barbeque, and have [G] a good time. _ _ _
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[F] Hey, _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ [G] _ _ _ [C] _
excuse [C#] me, hey, can you take [G] your cell,
if you're [D] feeling any pain, you're reaching [C] in rough.
I've [F] never had a problem like that before.
[G] Good ball, good [D] ball, and far more [Bm] to go.
[G] That's right.
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