Chords for Wax and EOM: "Relax"

_ _ _ We're going to start talking about some topics dealing with the American economy
_ _ _ first thing we're going to talk about
_ Is [D] unemployment in America?
You see it everywhere Los Angeles, California
That's the same place [F] everywhere
I've been Bobby you will know as well as I do that people ain't doing too good right now man
How you gonna pay student loan back if you [C] can't get a job?
You owe money.
You [G] can't get no money if you ain't got a [Eb] job.
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_ _ _ _ _ [Gb] Going to the bosses?
[G] _ _ [Ab] _ You're gonna get fired! _ _
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_ [Gb] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] Yo, you're [Fm] getting way too [D] comfortable over there man
[Db] _ So your seat [G] backs and relaxes me waxing
Yo, when he tracks the cats who hate me [Ebm] raps and weak beats and [G] repeats of last week's recyclables
You can find out if my ass cheeks are like a [F] bull kiss them while you hate
[Dm] I'll be sitting in the waiting room writing tunes [Db] while you have a lively [Eb] debate and while you [G] waste time making stupid rules
We'll stay in the pocket like newborn marsupials.
[D] You'd be fools if you followed their lead
You [G] might as well kneel down and [A] swallow their seed [Em] man
hating on me and wax _ _
[F] Hey, pass [Eb] me another hurricane dog so I [Eb] can stay lit like a [Db] durable flame
Log a permanent [D] saying smog in my brain [F] over airheadedness add this to your I didn't get it list
Fuck [D] a mumble fuck a demo [Db] fuck a deal fuck every [D] emotion in your soul that you feel pop pills with us
So you can roll with the real.
Thank you another CD [Db] sold for a male take hold in [Dm] the wheel matter of fact
Give it back.
You can't handle the torque of an EOM [F] track you put in so much [G] effort
Dependable results goddamn you have a lot of folks [F]
laws
[Dm] Promises and shortcomings me and ease for coming efforts will be effortless and [E] more stunning
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[Db] _ _ [Gb] American auto insurance investor corporation goes completely bankrupt more on that after these messages
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Do people seem so glass half empty if they give a pass to [Db] these half-assed
MC's what I have in common [G] with giraffes cash and bees is I'm high and I'm flying I [F] cause envy
If [C] verbal theory or women's name then your [Eb] musical advice [Bbm] probably given in vain while you write and talk about the [D] shit
You think I need to change I'll be [N] outside smiling singing in the rain man [Dm] on my parade you can pour piss
On the floor in a state of pure bliss one day me and her
Chris still then sorry, bro.
I'm too [F] poor Chris, [Dm] but you can pass me the pass and he's a fucking pillow
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_ [D] Olivia and [F] cardio regimens till I got hardly no [C] Benjamins motherfuckers fuck for the show [F] like
Repo bitch in them I [D] can see the sorry hole bitch in them [Eb] walking around with [D] a nose in the air
But [Fm] we just brush them to the side like an emo kid combing his [Eb] hair
I brought tight like that same kids beans
[F] Brother like bitch [Bb] written teams all [Db] green with envy like [Dm] Thanksgiving beans in the casserole beat you back and see
Oh like we're playing [Fm] whack-a-mole damn.
[Dm] Just some busy little beavers pitiful achievers critical demeanors
We'll [Eb] do it for the doubters.
We just [Dm] rip it for believers if you haters wanna [Ebm] give a visit to the [Em] keyblers
Oh
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Kick [Eb] him back making beats in his [F] leisure time with a [Eb] fine teaser and tequila from the freezer with a squeeze [Eb] of lime
I'm about to go and get some [F] peace of mind
Sandy [D] yet go lay low with my sleep [F] recline in the [Dm] shade where the air is cooler
I'll take the day off like Ferris Bueller prepare a cooler [G] on the big-ass flip you piss and become a longer [Db] just remains
Dip spit [G] clever just cuz my [F] tongue is bored paper [D] curveballs winning fucking Cy Young [Em] Awards I'm Sandy
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_ [Abm] _ _ _ So _ _ _ much stress on my mind it's hard to stay [F] sober to decrease the load of [A] the weight of my shoulders
[Gb] I hit the lick slow for another can't overuse my debit card
I hope it ain't over the limit cuz you know what that be another 25 [Ab] for the overdraft fee.
Where does that go exactly?
I don't know exactly but it is into the lower class people looking for a check and stress [F] now conditions
regretting horrible [Ab] decisions like me
We just got a D [Gb] UI and I can't afford it the fees are too high and it's no wonder [Abm] blame
But I but [F] I can't provide water when my wells [A] run dry and I got ripped off last year buying money trees
Look at them every day.
It's still just fucking leave a couple keys a spare change the [F] thumb
Who are those people?
What are their name?
And [A] um, the birds don't stress them [G] cutting the birds.
I laugh at the situation cuz it's fucking absurd
_ [Abm] Check my swag is a [F] rabbit and pull out my hair
But I [Ab] can't quite give it and I can't afford a damn flight ticket for a plane ride if I could know the mean
And I'd I really [Gb] need some
[G] Somebody send me [Gb] some
Mo money mo problems man that in the clear money make most of my problems.
This is fair.
Damn money
I'm get the chain money
Yo, [Abm] my life's lost in the arm and a bag.
I ain't too proud to beg me
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