Chords for Wax: "Five Days"
Tempo:
143.05 bpm
Chords used:
G
A
B
D
Dm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Alright so uh, so for my fellas out there, everybody out there, how many of you guys ever had a bad blowjob?
You guys ever had a terrifying blowjob, you just wanted to stop, [D] you just wanted to go, [Db] and you were like, AHH!
[G]
[N] Well I have, and this song relates to that experience.
[G] [Am]
[B] This song is called 5 Days.
[G] [A]
[G] [B]
Yo, I met this girl, [F] 5 days [Gb] ago, her body and her face looked [B] amazing yo, we started drinking, [Dm] [Ab]
cappin' and [A] sprayed, I [G] was hoping that sex was gonna happen [A] that night, [G] then she kissed [B] me.
We started messing around, I had [G] a smile on [B] my face when she started going down, it [G] felt good for a [A] second, then it's great, [Cm] [Db] that's kinda nice, [G] great, this shit should be considered rape.
[Gb] I know you're drinking 80 proof Captain Morgan, but that's no [A] excuse for me to do the [G] foreskin, I'm [B] already circumcised, I don't need [G] a touch up, now [Dm] I gotta clean these cuts up.
It's been [E] 5 days, 5 [A] long days since you've been in my room, and I'm still pouring alkyl spore in the top of my [D] wound.
[G] [A] It seemed like a good idea at first, but you turned the best thing into the worst, 5 days later my shit still hurts.
[Dm]
[G] And the worst [Dm] thing about it was [B] she looked real whore like, [G] one of those [F] I've sucked a [A] lot of dick before [G] types.
[A] She looked more snake than Breonna Banks felt like, putting the boring Frank in the piranha [G] tank.
[A] I wish I had a condom made of metal mesh, like the divers use on shark week to protect their [B] flesh.
But alas, [G] I was vulnerable, and with her [A] teeth she gave my boner a pull.
I told her it's cool, stop sucking, that shit hurts, but even with her hands she just didn't understand how a dick works.
[B] Treatment like a tube of toothpaste about to run out, she'd start from [Bb] the bottom and try [G] to squeeze the come out.
It was pitiful Jesus, she took the phrase choking the chicken literally.
[A] [G] [A] She said she used to be a farm [B] hand, blood drops on her pink breast cancer arm band.
That's when I [A] knew I had to flee, so I got [G] up and I told her I had to pee.
Then I tiptoed out the door, [Abm] quiet as a [A] mouse.
When I got [Eb] outside I said, shit, we're at my house.
[G] So I went back in and I told her a fib.
I said my mom's [F] on her way, [Ebm] coming over [A] to the crib.
[G] And besides, I couldn't fuck if [B] I wished.
Look at my [G] penis, it looks [E] like a halfway gutted [Gm] fish.
[G] And I went to my [A] room, I got my first A-kick and started tending my wounds.
And that shit still hurts, and it's a week later.
I joked about it with my friends and they nicknamed her cheese grater.
[A] It's been five days, five long days since you've been in [Abm] my room.
[B]
And I'm still [A] pouring out the old floor in the top [D] of my [A] voice.
It [Abm] seemed like a [A] good idea at first, but you turned the best into the worst.
Five days later, my shit still hurts.
[D] [B]
[G]
[Db]
You guys ever had a terrifying blowjob, you just wanted to stop, [D] you just wanted to go, [Db] and you were like, AHH!
[G]
[N] Well I have, and this song relates to that experience.
[G] [Am]
[B] This song is called 5 Days.
[G] [A]
[G] [B]
Yo, I met this girl, [F] 5 days [Gb] ago, her body and her face looked [B] amazing yo, we started drinking, [Dm] [Ab]
cappin' and [A] sprayed, I [G] was hoping that sex was gonna happen [A] that night, [G] then she kissed [B] me.
We started messing around, I had [G] a smile on [B] my face when she started going down, it [G] felt good for a [A] second, then it's great, [Cm] [Db] that's kinda nice, [G] great, this shit should be considered rape.
[Gb] I know you're drinking 80 proof Captain Morgan, but that's no [A] excuse for me to do the [G] foreskin, I'm [B] already circumcised, I don't need [G] a touch up, now [Dm] I gotta clean these cuts up.
It's been [E] 5 days, 5 [A] long days since you've been in my room, and I'm still pouring alkyl spore in the top of my [D] wound.
[G] [A] It seemed like a good idea at first, but you turned the best thing into the worst, 5 days later my shit still hurts.
[Dm]
[G] And the worst [Dm] thing about it was [B] she looked real whore like, [G] one of those [F] I've sucked a [A] lot of dick before [G] types.
[A] She looked more snake than Breonna Banks felt like, putting the boring Frank in the piranha [G] tank.
[A] I wish I had a condom made of metal mesh, like the divers use on shark week to protect their [B] flesh.
But alas, [G] I was vulnerable, and with her [A] teeth she gave my boner a pull.
I told her it's cool, stop sucking, that shit hurts, but even with her hands she just didn't understand how a dick works.
[B] Treatment like a tube of toothpaste about to run out, she'd start from [Bb] the bottom and try [G] to squeeze the come out.
It was pitiful Jesus, she took the phrase choking the chicken literally.
[A] [G] [A] She said she used to be a farm [B] hand, blood drops on her pink breast cancer arm band.
That's when I [A] knew I had to flee, so I got [G] up and I told her I had to pee.
Then I tiptoed out the door, [Abm] quiet as a [A] mouse.
When I got [Eb] outside I said, shit, we're at my house.
[G] So I went back in and I told her a fib.
I said my mom's [F] on her way, [Ebm] coming over [A] to the crib.
[G] And besides, I couldn't fuck if [B] I wished.
Look at my [G] penis, it looks [E] like a halfway gutted [Gm] fish.
[G] And I went to my [A] room, I got my first A-kick and started tending my wounds.
And that shit still hurts, and it's a week later.
I joked about it with my friends and they nicknamed her cheese grater.
[A] It's been five days, five long days since you've been in [Abm] my room.
[B]
And I'm still [A] pouring out the old floor in the top [D] of my [A] voice.
It [Abm] seemed like a [A] good idea at first, but you turned the best into the worst.
Five days later, my shit still hurts.
[D] [B]
[G]
[Db]
Key:
G
A
B
D
Dm
G
A
B
_ Alright so uh, so for my fellas out there, _ _ everybody out there, how many of you guys ever had a bad blowjob?
_ _ You guys ever had a terrifying blowjob, you just wanted to stop, [D] you just wanted to go, _ [Db] and you were like, AHH!
_ _ [G] _ _
_ [N] Well I have, and this song relates to that experience.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ [B] This song is called 5 Days.
_ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Yo, I met this girl, _ [F] 5 days [Gb] ago, her body and her face looked [B] amazing yo, we started drinking, [Dm] _ _ [Ab] _
cappin' and [A] sprayed, I [G] was hoping that sex was gonna happen [A] that night, [G] then she kissed [B] me.
We started messing around, I had [G] a smile on [B] my face when she started going down, it [G] felt good for a [A] second, then it's great, [Cm] _ [Db] that's kinda nice, [G] great, this shit should be considered rape.
[Gb] I know you're drinking 80 proof Captain Morgan, but that's no [A] excuse for me to do the [G] foreskin, I'm [B] already _ circumcised, I don't need [G] a touch up, now [Dm] I gotta clean these cuts up.
It's been [E] 5 days, 5 [A] long days since you've been in my room, and _ I'm still pouring alkyl spore in the top of my [D] wound.
_ _ [G] _ [A] It seemed like a good idea at first, but you turned the best thing into the worst, 5 days later my shit still hurts.
_ [Dm] _ _ _
_ [G] And the worst [Dm] thing about it was [B] she looked real whore like, [G] one of those [F] I've sucked a [A] lot of dick before [G] types.
[A] She looked more snake than Breonna Banks felt like, putting the boring Frank in the piranha [G] tank.
[A] I wish I had a condom made of metal mesh, like the divers use on shark week to protect their [B] flesh.
But alas, [G] I was vulnerable, and with her [A] teeth she gave my boner a pull.
I told her it's cool, stop sucking, that shit hurts, but even with her hands she just didn't understand how a dick works.
[B] _ Treatment like a tube of toothpaste about to run out, she'd start from [Bb] the bottom and try [G] to squeeze the come out.
_ It was pitiful Jesus, she took the phrase choking the chicken literally.
[A] _ _ [G] _ [A] She said she used to be a farm [B] hand, blood drops on her pink breast cancer arm band.
_ That's when I [A] knew I had to flee, so I got [G] up and I told her I had to pee.
Then I tiptoed out the door, [Abm] quiet as a [A] mouse.
When I got [Eb] outside I said, shit, we're at my house.
_ _ [G] _ So I went back in and I told her a fib.
I said my mom's [F] on her way, [Ebm] coming over [A] to the crib.
[G] And besides, I couldn't fuck if [B] I wished.
Look at my [G] penis, it looks [E] like a halfway gutted [Gm] fish. _
[G] _ And I went to my [A] room, I got my first A-kick and started tending my wounds.
And that shit still hurts, and it's a week later.
I joked about it with my friends and they nicknamed her cheese grater.
[A] It's been five days, five long days since you've been in [Abm] my room.
[B] _ _ _
And I'm still [A] pouring out the old floor in the top [D] of my [A] voice. _ _
It [Abm] seemed like a [A] good idea at first, but you turned the best into the worst.
Five days later, my shit still hurts.
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Db] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ You guys ever had a terrifying blowjob, you just wanted to stop, [D] you just wanted to go, _ [Db] and you were like, AHH!
_ _ [G] _ _
_ [N] Well I have, and this song relates to that experience.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ [B] This song is called 5 Days.
_ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Yo, I met this girl, _ [F] 5 days [Gb] ago, her body and her face looked [B] amazing yo, we started drinking, [Dm] _ _ [Ab] _
cappin' and [A] sprayed, I [G] was hoping that sex was gonna happen [A] that night, [G] then she kissed [B] me.
We started messing around, I had [G] a smile on [B] my face when she started going down, it [G] felt good for a [A] second, then it's great, [Cm] _ [Db] that's kinda nice, [G] great, this shit should be considered rape.
[Gb] I know you're drinking 80 proof Captain Morgan, but that's no [A] excuse for me to do the [G] foreskin, I'm [B] already _ circumcised, I don't need [G] a touch up, now [Dm] I gotta clean these cuts up.
It's been [E] 5 days, 5 [A] long days since you've been in my room, and _ I'm still pouring alkyl spore in the top of my [D] wound.
_ _ [G] _ [A] It seemed like a good idea at first, but you turned the best thing into the worst, 5 days later my shit still hurts.
_ [Dm] _ _ _
_ [G] And the worst [Dm] thing about it was [B] she looked real whore like, [G] one of those [F] I've sucked a [A] lot of dick before [G] types.
[A] She looked more snake than Breonna Banks felt like, putting the boring Frank in the piranha [G] tank.
[A] I wish I had a condom made of metal mesh, like the divers use on shark week to protect their [B] flesh.
But alas, [G] I was vulnerable, and with her [A] teeth she gave my boner a pull.
I told her it's cool, stop sucking, that shit hurts, but even with her hands she just didn't understand how a dick works.
[B] _ Treatment like a tube of toothpaste about to run out, she'd start from [Bb] the bottom and try [G] to squeeze the come out.
_ It was pitiful Jesus, she took the phrase choking the chicken literally.
[A] _ _ [G] _ [A] She said she used to be a farm [B] hand, blood drops on her pink breast cancer arm band.
_ That's when I [A] knew I had to flee, so I got [G] up and I told her I had to pee.
Then I tiptoed out the door, [Abm] quiet as a [A] mouse.
When I got [Eb] outside I said, shit, we're at my house.
_ _ [G] _ So I went back in and I told her a fib.
I said my mom's [F] on her way, [Ebm] coming over [A] to the crib.
[G] And besides, I couldn't fuck if [B] I wished.
Look at my [G] penis, it looks [E] like a halfway gutted [Gm] fish. _
[G] _ And I went to my [A] room, I got my first A-kick and started tending my wounds.
And that shit still hurts, and it's a week later.
I joked about it with my friends and they nicknamed her cheese grater.
[A] It's been five days, five long days since you've been in [Abm] my room.
[B] _ _ _
And I'm still [A] pouring out the old floor in the top [D] of my [A] voice. _ _
It [Abm] seemed like a [A] good idea at first, but you turned the best into the worst.
Five days later, my shit still hurts.
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Db] _ _ _ _ _ _
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