Chords for Wax Unplugged: "The Adventures of Larry and Tina"

So yeah, this next song we're gonna play is actually an older song
This is actually the first [G] you saw EOM up here earlier.
I mean who've done many of songs together
It's [Em] the first song we ever did together actually this time with this next [Ab] song
_ but this song was inspired by uh, _ I
used to date this girl that worked at a strip club and
_ _ _ It's not about [Eb] her
There was this there was this dude that would come into the strip club
He's probably mid 40s and he would bring like fucking like special gifts for the strippers
Like bring them birthday presents and like on Valentine's Day give him cards and like he just had like this [Bm] dream that like one day
Like one of these like little young hot strippers would be like his like lady or whatever
So it's just about the naiveness of being an older man
And the naiveness and stupidness of being a younger woman all put into [A] one little thing.
It's called the Avengers _ _ _ _
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[C] _ _ [F] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [A] I
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[Dm] _ _ Should have seen she was really [Gm]
naive
_ [C] She was [Bb] still [A] only [F] 19 _ [A] [Bb] and he was many [Em] years older
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But [F] he's seen her walk [Fm] by them [Gm]
sightings and [C] he looked at her like that's my [F]
queen
[Bb] Cuz he thought [Gm] that he could [Em] mold her [A] but it's over
_ _ [Dm] Larry was a 39 [C] year old dude [Gm] who was getting over the force and the custody feud and he'd been [F] single now
About a [G] year and a half.
He [E] liked to hit the strip club [A] over beer in the back for one [Dm] particular girl
And his mind was a [Gm] standout knew exactly what she [C] worked at his schedule planned out [F] and he would hand out [Bb] money
_ To her [Em] often she liked them [A] smile when he walked in and [Bb] he was real witty and her [Dm] laughter was genuine
She was real pretty with that passionate [Dm] feminine touch that he'd missed so much since his wife [Gm] left
So saw her to close off.
She was [Dm] priceless
_ _ Hypnotized when she moved to the rhythm.
[Gm] He soon suggested that she move in with him
[Dm] _ Accepted and within the next week [Bb] Larry was in love [G] with the young ass freak.
He [Dm] should have seen
He should [F] have seen she was [D] really [Gm] nice
Since [C] she was still only [F] 19 _ and [Bb] he was [Dm] many years older
[Em] _ _ [E] _
_ [A] _ _ [Dm] _ _ But he's [C] seen her walk by [Gm] them _ sightings
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_ That's [F] my queen _ [Bb] cuz he [Gm] thought
_ [Em] _ _ What [A] it's all
_ [Dm] Now Tina was a little [C] hot blonde [Gm] bombshell that could never seem to get along with the mom
Well [F] moved out at [G] 17 to put the bickering behind her [E] lied about her age [A] started stripping as a [Dm] minor
And she was lonely and needed the better [Gm] pad and Larry was like the better [C] dad that she never had
And [F] for once in her life, she was stable
_ [Em] No rent free [A] utilities even [Dm] a
Blurry wasn't love it [Dm] was evident
But [Bb] she only saw him as a friend to [Gm] whom she gave pussy [Dm] to instead of rent and she was quite wild
[Bb] White piles in her [G] nose all night
[Dm] Lifestyle he didn't mind that she partied a lot
[Gm] Because he didn't know just how retarded she got he [Dm] thought that she was the type of chick you trust
[Bb] He didn't know she was real promiscuous _
He [Dm] should have seen he should have seen she was really [Gm] nice
Since she [C] was still only [F] 19
_ _ [Bb] And he was many [Em] years older
_ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ But he's seen [F] her walk by them [Gm] _ sightings
Then he looked [C] at her like [F] that's my queen
_ [Bb] Cuz he thought that [Em] he could hold her
But [A] it's over
[Dm] The strip club [Gm] closes and Tina's on the [G] freeway in the car with the [C] club's bouncer and [F] DJ
They checked [Bb] in to the holiday inn
[Em] They had an eight ball [Eb] of coke and [A] a bottle of gin [Dm] and Tina got drunk started showing them tits and by [Gm] the end
She [C] let both of them hit and [F] although they weren't
Technically [Bb]
raping her and [Em] probably wouldn't have been consensual [A] if she knew they were taping her
[Dm] But Larry wasn't home all alone the next night
[Bb] Looking at his favorite [Gm]
pornographic website [Dm] shocker that it was a fetish site that had to do with teens
[Gm] He clicked on the screen where it had the [G] newest scenes [Dm] what he saw next hit him in the jugular
Tina [Gm] was the star of a film [A] called young cum [Dm] guzzler
He should have never thought that he could hold [Gm] her now.
He's heartbroken [A]
again and getting [Dm] older
_ He should have [F] seen she was really [Gm] nice
_ Since [C] she was still only [F] 19
_ And [Bb] he was [Gm] many [Em] years older
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_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ But things ain't always what [Gm] they seem
But [C] nightmare stems right [F] out of a dream [Bb] and you wake up a little [Em] colder _ _
[A] _ _ _ [Dm] Hey, _ _ _
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_ _ _ [G] _ what up, this is [Am] wax, thanks for watching another episode of wax [F] unplugged
That was the adventures of Larry and Tina click on [G] the shadow next to me to watch [Am] last