Chords for We Are Never Ever Putting This Together // Taylor Swift Parody feat. What's Inside

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[A] Subscribe to our [B] channel.
Thank you.
[F] Stop!
Let's get out of the way.
It goes from page 4 to page 7.
We're missing a page.
This is a joke.
I remember when I woke up last week.
She was staring at [Dm] me and she said,
Honey, my [F] mother's gonna visit next week.
And we need a new [Dm] bed frame.
What?
She [F] said we are going on a trip.
Yeah, we go three hours cause [Dm] they won't ship to me.
And [F] if we assemble it, we'll save money.
We bought it.
I love you.
We build it.
I [Bb] hate you.
[F] Telling [Dm] [Bb]
[F] [C] [Dm] you, I'm [F] telling you,
We are never putting this together.
We are never putting this together.
We saved 50 bucks but spent [C] 80 bucks on gasoline.
[F] No, we are never [C] putting [F] this together.
Like ever.
[Bb] It looks so easy [F] but this thing is 20 [C] pages.
It's a bunch of [Dm] pictures and there's no [F] English.
97 holes and I don't know [C] which is the one that this [Dm] weird dude is pointing [Bb] at.
And all of this will [F] lead us to a fight [C] because he didn't get the [Dm] step 11 right.
[F] And we have to take it back apart, alright?
[C] And she's already [Dm] given up and she's on [Bb] Instagram.
[F] [C] [Dm] [F]
[Dm] [F] Telling you, we [C] are never putting [F] this together.
We are [C] never putting [F] this together.
You think that's the right thing, [C] that's the wrong thing, and that's for [F] me.
No, we are [C] never [F] putting this together.
I have to, so this comes here.
[Bb] I [F] should have asked [C] my friend Dan.
[Dm] He's much better, [Bb] better, but now [F] it's just us.
[C] And our friendship [Dm] is severed.
[Bb] You [F] think that would have Dan?
I can handle it.
He's like [Dm] famous on YouTube.
He [F] has a song.
He has like 11 billion subscribers.
But I understand, I can do this.
No, we [C] are putting [F] this together.
We are never putting this together.
We've spent 50 bucks, we've spent [C] 80 bucks on [F] gasoline.
No, we are never putting this together.
Yeah, you're doing great, honey.
You're doing great.
Okay, behind the scenes with our [C] cameo, Dan Larkin, what's inside?
He [F] just told me that he's terrible at putting things together.
I don't put things [C] together, I'm good at like destroying things.
So that, it is kind of funny.
It makes that video [F] even more funny because of course you'd want to turn me away.
I'm not good at breaking things.
Why are we casting you for that?
No, here's why.
Because you're a good actor and we've got to find some ridiculous tools for you to hold.
Can you look sort of sad, like pouty?
I'll try, I'll like put my head down.
Yes, oh, that's really pouty.
Okay, all right, all right.
You guys are going to watch the footage back and be like, why did we cast him?
That was terrible.
[Fm] That looks so stupid.
No, it's [F] not.
Okay, you got it.
And go.
[Dm]
[F] [C] Hey, Dan.
Oh, [Dm] for upstairs?
[F] Oh, no, you know what? I'm good.
Honestly, I'm good.
[C] No, yeah, that, no, we're good.
Yeah, no, you're [F] fine, you're fine, you're fine.
[C] [Dm] [F] We can
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Thank you.
_ [F] Stop!
Let's get out of the way.
It goes from page 4 to page 7.
We're missing a page.
This is a joke.
I remember when I woke up last week.
She was staring at [Dm] me and she said,
Honey, my [F] mother's gonna visit next week.
And we need a new [Dm] bed frame.
What?
She [F] said we are going on a trip.
Yeah, we go three hours cause [Dm] they won't ship to me.
And [F] if we assemble it, we'll save money.
We bought it.
I love you.
We build it.
I [Bb] hate you.
[F] Telling _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Bb] _ _
[F] _ _ [C] _ _ [Dm] you, I'm [F] telling you,
We are never _ putting this together.
We are never _ putting this together.
We saved 50 bucks but spent [C] 80 bucks on gasoline.
[F] No, we are never [C] _ _ putting [F] this together.
_ Like ever.
_ [Bb] It looks so easy [F] but this thing is 20 [C] pages.
It's a bunch of [Dm] pictures and there's no [F] English.
97 holes and I don't know [C] which is the one that this [Dm] weird dude is pointing [Bb] at.
And all of this will [F] lead us to a fight [C] because he didn't get the [Dm] step 11 right.
[F] And we have to take it back apart, alright?
[C] And she's already [Dm] given up and she's on [Bb] Instagram. _
[F] _ _ [C] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ [F] Telling you, we [C] are never _ putting [F] this together.
We are [C] never _ putting [F] this together.
You think that's the right thing, [C] that's the wrong thing, and that's for [F] me.
No, we are [C] never _ _ _ [F] putting this together.
_ _ _ I have to, so _ this comes here.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] I [F] should have asked [C] my friend Dan.
[Dm] He's much better, [Bb] better, but now [F] it's just us.
[C] And our friendship [Dm] is severed.
[Bb] You [F] think that would have Dan?
I can handle it.
He's like [Dm] famous on YouTube.
He [F] has a song.
He has like 11 billion subscribers.
But I understand, I can do this.
No, we _ [C] _ are putting [F] this together.
We are never _ putting this together.
We've spent 50 bucks, we've spent [C] 80 bucks on [F] gasoline.
No, we are never _ _ putting this together.
_ _ _ _ Yeah, you're doing great, honey.
You're doing great.
Okay, behind the scenes with our [C] cameo, Dan Larkin, what's inside?
He [F] just told me that he's terrible at putting things together.
I don't put things [C] together, I'm good at like destroying things.
So that, it is kind of funny.
It makes that video [F] even more funny because of course you'd want to turn me away.
I'm not good at breaking things.
Why are we casting you for that?
No, here's why.
Because you're a good actor and we've got to find some ridiculous tools for you to hold.
Can you look sort of sad, like pouty?
I'll try, I'll like put my head down.
Yes, oh, that's really pouty.
Okay, all right, all right.
You guys are going to watch the footage back and be like, why did we cast him? _ _ _
That was terrible.
[Fm] _ That looks so stupid.
No, it's [F] not.
Okay, you got it.
And go.
_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
[F] _ _ _ [C] Hey, Dan.
Oh, [Dm] for upstairs?
[F] Oh, no, you know what? I'm good.
Honestly, I'm good.
[C] No, yeah, that, no, we're good.
Yeah, no, you're [F] fine, you're fine, you're fine.
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Dm] [F] We can