Mister Richard Smoker Chords by Ween

[C] _ [Dm] Boop-de-da-boop, [F] boop-de-da-boop, [G] boop-de-da-boop
Wow, [C] Mr.
Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker
_ Chardonnay and cocaine in the [C#] spa
[Dm] _ [G] _
_ Cigarettes and coffee bread, little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the [F] street, you [G] eat dark [C] meat
Mr.
Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna let it all hang [A#] out
[F] _ [G] _
Penny hoes and dog bonnet, smoking menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the [F] street, [G] you eat [C] dark meat
[F] Boop-de-da-boop, boop-de-da-boop, boop-de [B]-da-boop
[E] Wow, [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
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Mr.
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Richard Smoker, you're an oh-no-yoker
Go dack and buy coffee with the [A#] [Dm] boys
[G] _
Dancing in your Buster Brown, whirling to the techno sound
[Em] Your hands [G] are wet, your hair [F] is slick, you smoke [G] [C] big dick
Mr.
Richard Smoker, you're a velvet _ cocoa
Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten
[C#] _ [G] _ _
Going out, [B] dancing in the [G] city, Friday night, [Em] gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street, [F] you [G] eat dark [C] [F] meat
Boop-de-da-boop, boop-de-da-boop, [G] boop-de-da-boop
Wow, [D] _
[Em] Mr.
[G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _
[F#m] _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] Richard Smoker, [G#m] _ [B] _ _ [C#] you're an oh-no-yoker _ _ _
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