Waving My Dick In The Wind Chords by Ween

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I'm waving my dick [F#m] in the wind. _
[A] I'm waving my dick in the wind. _
If it all [E] goes right, [F#m] I'll be in your [D] arms tonight.
[E] But I'm waving [F] my dick [A] in the wind. _
I'm lost in the soft [F#m] smoke again. _
[A] I'm lost in the soft [F#m] smoke again. _
[A] If I make it through the night, [D] everything will be alright.
[E] But I'm lost [F] in the soft [A] smoke again. _
[F#m] It's been 97 days since I laid my head beside you.
A million miles of [A] highway in between. _ _
[F#m] Dressed in red and blue, eyes that are shining bright.
But I've been [E] living [D] pretty mean, [C#m] bastard.
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You [A] should have seen old Jimmy [F#m] Wilson dance.
You [A] should have seen old Jimmy [F#m] Wilson dance. _
[A] _ Give that boy a dime [F#m] and you could [D] have a chance.
[E] You should have seen [F] old Jimmy [A] Wilson dance. _
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I've [F#m] got a real good feeling about old Jimmy Wilson.
Sure enough, he's got [A] what it takes. _
_ [F#m] Do another number for me, please, wonderful Jimmy.
[E] _ [D] Cause you're a real [C#m] good dancer.
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_ I'm waving my dick [F#m] in the wind. _
_ [A] I'm waving my dick [F#m] in the wind. _
[A] If it all [C#] goes right, [D] I'll be in your arms tonight.
[E] But I'm waving [F] my dick [A] in the wind. _
_ [E] I'm [F] waving my dick [A] in the wind. _
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