Chords for Weezer - El Scorcho

_ _ _ _ _ _ I'm a woman.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [Dbm] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Db]
Oh, come on!
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [Db] _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _
_ Damn you [Cm] half Japanese _ [Db] _
girls!
_ [Bb] Do it to me every time.
All the redheads said to shred the jello.
And I'm jello, _ baby.
[Ab] You [Cm] won't [Db] drop, won't look, won't think of me.
[Cm] I'm the epitome of public enemy.
Why [N] you wanna go with human like that?
Come down on the street [Ab] and dance with me.
I _ _ [Db] _ _
like [Ab] you, so [Db] please.
_ [Ab] Hello, _ I'm [Db] here. _
I'm [Ab] _ _ waiting.
[Eb] _ _
_ I _ think [Db] _
I'd be [Ab] _ _ good for [Db] you. _
And [Ab] _ you'd be _ [Eb] good for [Ab] me.
_ _ _ _ [B]
I [Ab] asked you to go to [Db] the Green Day concert.
_ [Ebm] You said you never heard [Db] of them.
How _ [Bb] cool is that?
[Db] So I went to your room [Ebm] and read [Ab] your [Db] diary. _
_ _ [Db] Watching grunge leg drop new jack through a press [Cm] table.
_ [Db] And then my heart stopped [Ab] listening to Cho-Cho-Sam.
[Db] _ Fall in love all over again.
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [Db] _
I like [Ab] you, so [Db] please.
Hello, [Ab] _ _ I'm [Db] here. _ [Ab] I'm _ _ waiting.
[Eb] _ _
_ _ I think [Db] _
I'd be [Ab] _ good for [Db] you.
And [Ab] _ you'd be [Eb] good _ for [Ab] _ me.
_ [Db] Oh, _ [Ab] _ stupid is this?
I [Db] can't talk about it.
[Bb] I gotta sing about it and make a record of [Ab] my heart.
Stupid is this?
Won't you [Db] give me a minute?
[Bb] Just try to do it and say hello.
[Ab] _
Stupid is this?
[Db] For all I know, you [Bb] want me so.
But maybe you just don't know [Ab] what to do.
_ _ And maybe you're [Bb] scared to say [Eb] _ I'm [Ab] falling for you.
_ _ [Dbm] _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dbm] _ [G] _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Ebm] I wish I [Cm] could get my [Dbm] head out of the sand.
[Ab] Because I think we'd make a good [Ab] team.
And you would [Eb] keep my fingernails clean.
[Eb] But [Cm] that's just a stupid [Db] dream that I won't [Ab] realize.
Because I can't even look in your eyes without shaking.
[Db] And I ain't [Ab] begging.
Oh, [Cm] bring home the turkey.
[Dbm] Yeah, yeah, bring home the [Ab] turkey.
_ I'm in love [Ab] with you, so [Db] please.
_ [Ab] Hello, _ I'm [Db] here. _
[Ab] I'm _ _ waiting.
[Ebm] _ _
I know.
_ I think [Ab] _ _
I'd be _ good for [Db] you.
And [Ab] you'd be _ [Db] good [Ab] for me. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I'm in [Eb] _ [Db] _
love [Ab] with you.
I'm in [Db] love with you.
[Ab] I'm in [Db] love with you.
And I'm [Ab] _ _ [Eb] waiting. _
_ _ [Ab] I know.
I think [Db] _
I'd be [Ab] _ _ good [Db] for you.
_ And [Ab] you'd [Eb] be good for [Ab] me.
_ _ [Dbm] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _
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_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _