Chords for Weirdest Misheard Auto-Tune Songs

_ _ If the metronome touch you I'ma shoot you _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I'ma buy you a train
_ _ _ I'ma take it home with me.
It's a Thomas in the tank _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Creep so do you wanna hug? _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ Oh, I'm sure bitch.
Yo she know ya, yo she know ya, yo, yo she know ya, yo she know ya.
She gonna make me spend some money on it, yo she know ya.
The parties don't stop till I walk in _ _
Don't stop make it [E] pop DJ blow my sneakers off Tonight
_ _ Raisinets keep falling out my mouth
[Gbm] Midsweet darkness [Bm] people look [D] around
[A] _
Raisinets keep falling out my mouth _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] Raisinets keep falling out my mouth
I'ma make a rubber duck, call me the [C] bubbler
I am the bad bitch, [G] the bitch that you'll never [Bb] know
In the night I hear a call, call [N] the story of a toll
So if you must fart tell me [B] why, your mind is in _ [Em] disturbia
_ Disturbia
_ [F] Wanna jump into my Lamborghini Gelato
_ _ _ _ Real G throw up right from the streets
And say you my grandma
_ That means granny [Db] _ _ [Bb] panties _
Props suck
[Bbm] This is [Eb] a battle
_ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ [C] _ _ Where your ass was at Doug when I was into pirates
Where your ass was at when I was traveling [D] in a stroller
Had a stroller got no I might as well don't
You just a battle rapper
I am a fist trapper
Your nipples are jelly jelly, my nipples ain't scared of Teletubbies
_ _ _ [Bb] Doing [F] it right, everybody will [Db] be dancing in front of me
Doing [Eb] it right, everybody [F] will be dancing
You're not doing it [Gb] right, everybody [Db] will be dancing
You're not [F] doing it right
Alex [Bbm] Lewis specifically, you're not doing it right
How did they know?
[Fm] Stop dancing!
[D] Seriously, _ [Bbm] _ stop
_ [N] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] Go ahead, beat off with it
[A] Go ahead, beat [F] off with it
_ [Db] I'm bringing sexy _ back
I'm bringing sexy back _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Yeah!
I can [Ab] feel something inside me saying
I really know I ain't come strong at all
Let's go shopping, mama [C] needs heels
Thank you, T-Pain
You're welcome, Sade _ _ _
_ T-Pain gives the best gifts
T-Pain is the [Em] best
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