Welcome to The Internet Chords by Bo Burnham

[Dm] Welcome to the internet, have a look around.
[Gm] Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
We've [F] got mountains of content, some better, some worse. _
[A] If none of it's of interest [D] to you, you'd be the first.
[Dm] Welcome to the internet, come and take a seat.
Would you [Gm] like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[Am] There's no [F] need to panic, this isn't a test.
[Db] _ [A] Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the [Am] [B] rest.
[Dm] _
Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?
Would you [Gm] like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[C] Be [F] happy, be horny, be bursting with rage.
[Db] _
[A] We've got a million different ways to [G] engage.
[Dm] _ Welcome to the internet, put your cares aside.
Here's [Gm] a tip for straining pasta, here's a nine-year-old who died.
We've [F] got movies and doctors and fantasy _ sports.
[A] And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter
flocking each [Dm] other.
Welcome to the internet, hold on to your socks.
Cause [Gm] a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
They [F] are grainy and not pudding, he just sent you more.
[A] _
Don't act surprised, you know [Eb] you like it, you [C] whore.
[Dm] See a man by hand and get offended, see a shrink.
[Gm] Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think.
[F] Start a rumor, buy a broomer, send a death threat to a boomer.
[A] Or DM a girl and groom her, do a zoomer, [C] find a tumor [Dm] in your ears.
A healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom.
Here's [Gm] why women never fuck you, here's how you can build a bomb.
[Fm] Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz.
[A] Obama sent the immigrants to _ vaccinate your kids.
[Dm] Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
[Gm] A little bit of everything, all of the time?
[F] _ Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a [Db] crime.
[E] Anything and everything, all of [Gm] the time.
[Dm] Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
[G] A little bit of everything, all of the time?
[Fm] _ Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
[A] Anything and everything, all of the _ time. _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] You know, [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _
it wasn't always [Bb] like this. _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ Not [G] very [C] _ long ago, _
[Bb] just before your [Dm] _ [A] time.
_ _ [Dm] Right _ [Gm] before [C] the towers fell, [Bb] _ circa _ [A] 99.
_ _ _ This [Gm] was _ _ catalogs, [D] _ [G] travel [Dm] _ [A] blogs, a chat [Em] room [Dm] or two.
_ _ _ [Gm] We set our [Dm] sights and spent our nights [A] waiting.
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [F] For [Bb] you, _ [F] _ _
[Dm] [Bb] you, _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
insatiable [C] _ [Dm] you.
_ [C] Mommy [F] let you use her [Dm] _ iPad, _ _ [Gm] you were barely _
[C] two.
_ _ [Dm] And it did all [Db] the things we [F] designed _ it to [Bb] do. _
_ Now look at you, _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] look at you.
_ [Bm] _ You, _ _ _
[G] _ you, _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ unstoppable, _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ watchable.
[G] Your time is now, [Em] your insides out.
[Am] Honey, how you [D] grew. _
_ And [Em] if we stick _
[Eb] _ together, who [G] _ knows what we'll [A] do.
_ It [C] was always the [D] _ plan to [B] put the world in your [C] _ _ hands.
_ _ [E] _ _
_ _ Ha, [Em] _ [B] ha, [Em] ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, [B] ha, ha.
_ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ [Em] Could I interest you in everything, all of [B] the _ [Em] time.
[A] _ [Am] A bit of everything, _ all of the [E] _ [Am] _ [G] time.
_ Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a _ [B] crime.
_ Anything and _ everything, all of the [Em] time.
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time.
[Am] A little bit of everything, [G] all of the time.
_ Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[B] Anything and everything and anything and everything and anything and everything and all of the time
_ _ [N] _