Chords for What Kind of a Noise Annoys an Oyster? -1928 - Frank Crumit, Billy Curtis

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_ Lots of folks are worried [F#m] over how the pay's gonna rank.
[E] Some folks are annoyed because [C#] I can't pay off a cent.
Others are perplexed [D#] about the latest picture show.
But [G#m] there is only one thing that I really want to [Fm] know.
What kind of noise is noise [Am] to noise?
_ [B] No matter what I do, [C#] the answer won't come through.
What kind of noise is noise [D#] to noise?
_ _ [B] That's a question I would like [C#] an answer to.
_ A little piece of cheese [D] annoys a mouse, there is no doubt.
[B] But there is [C#] one thing I've been trying hard to figure out.
[E] What kind of noise is [D] noise to noise?
_ [G#m] When a noise [C#] stirs in a stew.
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_ _ _ What kind of noise [F#m] is noise to noise?
_ I asked them at the zoo, [Fm] they said they wish they knew.
What kind of noise is [F] noise to noise?
_ [C#] That's a question I would like an answer [Fm] to.
A piece of cheese [F] annoys a mouse, a mouse annoys in turn.
[B] A cat food [Fm] annoys a dog, that's it I cannot learn.
What kind of [F#m] noise is noise to noise?
_ When a noise stirs [C#] in a stew.
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_ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] Oh, a noise stir leaves a light [F] within a very narrow scope.
[C#] [B] One thing that I've learned [C#] is that a noise stir don't like soap. _
I limit the problems in [D#] a sticker from the go.
I've asked most everyone on that and no one seems [C#] to know.
What kind of noise is noise [Am] to noise?
_ [C#] I think you're telling me, so now I'm asking you.
What kind of noise is noise to [D] noise?
_ [D#] That's a question I would like [C#] an answer to.
[E] A piece of cheese annoys a [F] mouse, a mouse annoys a cat.
[E] A cat annoys a [C#] dog, a dog annoys your Sunday hat. _
What kind of noise [D#] is noise to noise?
_ [G#] When a noise stirs [Fm] in a stew. _ _ _ _
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_ _ [C#] _ _ _ [Fm] _ What kind of noise [D#] is noise to noise?
_ I asked each [C#] one I knew from here to Kalamazoo.
What kind of noise is [F] noise to noise?
_ [F#] That's a question I would like an [C#] answer to.
_ Now simple things annoy [Am] a lot of simple folk you see.
[C#] And that's most likely why this question is annoying me. _
What kind of [F#m] noise is noise to noise?
_ _ [N] When a noise stirs [C#] in a stew. _ _
What kind of noise [D#] is noise to noise?
_ _ That's a [F#] question I would like an [C#] answer to. _ _ _
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