Chords for What's a Telephone Bill?

[B] _ _ [C#] [D] Hello, Bebe.
_ [E] Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic [F#m] again.
_ _ [D] Oh yeah, I'm [E] loaded with verbal
rap [A]-ability, baby.
_ _ [D] You know you inspire me to [E] portrait, _
[G#] so listen [F#m] while I recite naughty
[D] nothings [A] that'll wet your [E]
[A] eardrums.
_ _ _ [D] I'd [E] like to, I'd [C#m] like to, I'd [F#m] like to, yeah, yeah, [D] yeah.
Oh, [E] can I make [A] sweet love to you,
baby?
_ [F#m] _ [D] I'd like to [C#m] do what'd be [F#m] good to you.
_ And if you [D] hang up [C#m] on me now, [F#m] I'll be [F#] through.
[D] _ I'm just living and I [E] love it, waiting for the [F#m] moment when you got time to kill.
And if [Bm] I [E] can't get to love you, what's the [F#m] telephone deal?
_ [G] _ [D] _ [A] According to [E] the way you make me feel, [F#m] I guess you'd call me an [Bm] obscene phone call.
_ I'm not a [C#m] storyteller, though, Bebe.
I'd rather be with you, me and [D] the beast.
_ [A] [E] Uh, [G#] sort of physical love, like, [F#m] uh, _ [D] you're the [A] sweetest fantasy I [E] know.
You.
[A] _ _ _ [D] Excuse [C#m] me if I [E] seem [F#m] obscene to you, [E] but _ [F#m] I'm being real and that saves a thing to do.
_ [Bm] [D] I'm just living and [E] I love it, waiting for [F#m] the moment when you got time to kill.
And if [Bm] I can't [C#m] get to love you, what's the [F#m] telephone deal?
_ [D] I'm just living and I [N] love it, waiting for the [F#m] moment when you got time to kill.
And if [D] I [E] can't get to love you, what's [A#] the telephone deal?
[F#] [Em] Oh, baby, uh, uh, [D] uh, I wanna just hang on.
[A] I'd like to, [C#m] I'd like to, [F#m] I'd like to, yeah, yeah, [D] yeah, [A] I'd like to make sweet [C#m] love to you.
[E] _ [F#] _ [G#] _ [A] _ _
[C#m] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [D] _ [F#m] Oh, [C#m] _
_ _ [F#m] _ _ no, not [A] that, baby.
[G#m] I wanna be [F#m] real with you.
_ [D] [G#] Let me just [F#m] breathe in your [C#m] ear hole, baby.
_ _ [F#m] _ _ [D] Oh, [C#m] don't fake me [F#m] out.
_ [D] I _ _ [C#m] love your voice.
[F#m] Let's see if I can hit that note again.
[D] I love your voice.
[C#m] _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ [D] _ [C#m] Can _ [F#m] you just explain to me what she argued in about?
[D] _ [C#m] _ [F#m] I'd like to get real.
Fake [D] love to you.
I'd [E] like to make sweet [F#m] love to you.
_ _ _ [D] _ [E] _ _ [F#m] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [F#m] _
_ [D] I'm just living [C#m] and I love it, waiting for the moment [F#] when you got [F#m] time to kill.
And if [D] I [C#m] can't get to love you, what's the [F#m] telephone deal?
[G#] _ [D] I'm just living and I [E] love it, [C#m] waiting for the moment when [F#m] you got time to kill.
_ Can't get [C#m] to love me, what's the [F#m] telephone deal? _
_ [D] I'm just living and I love [E] it, waiting [F#m] for the moment when you got time to [D] kill.
_ [C#m] Can't get to [E] love me, what's the [F#] telephone deal? _
[D] _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ [F#m] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ [F#m] _ _ _
[D] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [C#m] _ [F#m] I'm _ [E] _ [D] _
_ _ [C#m] _ _ [F#m] just living _ [Bm] _
[D] _ [C#m] and I love it, waiting for the moment when you got time to kill.
Can't [F#m] get to love me, what's [D] _
_ [A] _ _ [F#m] _ the telephone [D] deal?
Baby, I'll manicure [A] your toenails and [F#] make sweet [C#m] love to you.
_ [F#m] Rub my body with [B] yours.
[A] _ [C#m] Wait a minute, operator.
Hey, I'm not talking to [F#m] you.
[D] _ _