Chords for What's My Age Again? (Live/1999)

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[Ab] I took a look, [Fm] it was a Friday [Db] night, [Ab] I woke alone.
I [Fm] get the feeling [Db] love, she [Ab] started making out.
Then [Fm] she took off my [Db] pants, the [Ab] day it turned on the TV.
_ [Db] And that's when I could [Ab] tell she walked [Eb] away from [F] me.
[Db] Nobody likes [Ab] when you [Eb] sweat and bleed.
[Db] And after more [Eb] of these TV [Fm] shows,
[Db] I'm watching [Eb] my first TV [F] that day.
And what's my age [Eb] again?
And what's my [Ab] age again? _ _ _
_ [Db] _ _ _ The [Ab] little one [F] on the [Db] tripod, [Ab] my calling [Eb] mom, [F] so [Db] painful.
And I said I want some [Eb] coffee, and [F] your husband's in [Db] jail.
And I'm [Ab] sitting on the [Eb] side of weed.
_ [Db] And that's when I could tell [Eb] she walked away from [F] me.
[Db] Nobody likes when [Eb] you sweat [F] and bleed.
[Db] And after [Ab] more of these old [Eb]-fashioned phone [F] calls,
[Db] I'm watching my first [Ab] TV that [Eb] _ _
[F] day.
And what's my age [Eb] again?
And what's my age again?
[G] _ [Fm] It's the [Bb] slow-pity part!
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_ _ _ _ _ And that's when I could tell she walked [Eb] away from [F] me.
[Db] Nobody likes [Ab] when you [Eb] sweat and bleed.
[Db] And after more of [Eb] these old-fashioned phone [Fm] calls,
[Db] I'm watching _ [Abm]
my first [Eb] TV that [F] day.
And what's my age [Eb] again?
And what's my _ _ age [F] again?
[Db] And what's my age again?
[Ab] It's the slow-pity [Eb] _ _ _ [Db] _
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_ [F] And I [Db] said _ [Ab] I want [Eb] _ _ [F] _ _
some [Eb] _ _ _ [Ab] coffee, and your husband's in jail.
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[G] my age again?
You are too young!
You're way too young. _ _
_ Let me tell you why you're gonna get [N] fatter and fatter,
because dog semen is full of calories.
Yeah, don't eat dog semen.
We hear that there's a_ _
_ It's the number one cause of _ _ bad bre_
_ _ This song was about when I had too much alcoholic beverages,
got kicked out of high school, wrote a song about it,
and here it goes like this. _