Chords for Wheatus "Teenage Dirtbag" performed live acoustic by Brendan B. Brown on Chris DeMakes A Podcast

Well, for the listeners, I want to let you know we got something really special right now.
Brendan has agreed to pull out the old acoustic and do a little off-the-cup rendition here for us.
So here's the question.
Now you must choose, okay?
Okay.
So I have the original Bay State Parlor guitar that's 130 years old upstairs.
That's the one I did the verses.
That's the acoustic sound.
Okay.
Or I can do it with the one from the video that is the one I recorded the choruses with.
But it's an acoustic performance.
So this is going to be_
You have to do the 1890 guitar for me.
Okay.
All right.
I got to hear that verse guitar.
All right.
I'll go get it.
Hang tight.
All right. _ _ _ _ _
_ So when we re-recorded [B] the song, the new master, Teenage Dirtbag 2020, which is on [G] Spotify right now,
I was fortunate enough to still have this thing and it still works.
[D] _ [A] So we actually were able to get back to where we started on that acoustic [E] sound,
which would have been, _ frankly, I don't know _ _ how it could have happened if we hadn't had this. _ _
_ _ So let's see if I can_
When you just strummed it, I heard it, man.
I know that's the guitar.
Yeah.
So, [B] yeah. _
So this is _ [C] it.
It's this tiny little thing.
It's kind of beautiful and beat up.
_ _ But I'm going to lay this mic down so it sounds relatively [B] similar to the other mic.
Let's see if I can do this. _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ Okay.
So I won't be able to hear you for a moment, but here [A] we go.
All right.
[Bb] _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ Her name is Noelle _
And I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got you in class [A] in half an [E] hour
Oh, how she rocks
Ain't kids and [E] too soft
But she doesn't know who I _ am
_ And she doesn't give a damn _ about me
Cause I'm just a _ [B] teenage _ [Bb] dirtbag, baby
[E] Yeah, I'm [A] just a [B] teenage _ _ [Bb] dirtbag, baby
[E] But it's [B] a two-iron _ _ maiden, [Dbm] baby, [E] with [B] me Ooh _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ Her boyfriend's a dick
_ And he brings [A] a gun [E] to school
And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an IROC
_ But he doesn't know who I am
_ _ _ And he [B]
doesn't give a [E] _ damn about me
Cause I'm [B] just a teenage _ dirtbag, _ [Abm] baby
[E] Yeah, I'm [B] just a _ teenage _ dirtbag, [Ab] baby
[E] But it's a [A] two-iron [B] _ maiden, _
[Ab] baby, [E] with me
[A] Ooh
_ [B] _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ [A] Oh, _ [B] _ _
_ [E] _ _ yeah, _ _ _ _ _ [B] dirtbag
[E] _ _ _ No, [Abm] she doesn't know [E] what she's missing
_ _ Oh, _ yeah, _ _ _ _ dirtbag
_ _ No, [Abm] she doesn't [B] know what she's [E] missing
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Man, I feel like moan
It's gone night [A] and I [E] am lonely, lo and behold
_ She's walking [A] over [E] to me, this must be fate
_ My head starts to [A] shake
_ [Dbm] _ How does [E] she know who I _ am?
_ _ [Dbm] And why [Gb] does she give [B] a damn _ _ about _ _ me? _ _ _ _ _
_ I've got two tickets, [A] two-iron [B] maiden, _
[Ab] baby
_ [B] Come with me [A] Friday, [B] don't say [Ab] maybe
[B] I'm just [A] a _ [B] teenage dirtbag, [Dbm] baby, like you
[A] Ooh
_ [Gb] _ _ _
[Ab] Oh, [A] _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ yeah, _ _ _ _ _ dirtbag
_ _ No, [Abm] she [A] doesn't know what [B] she's missing
[E] _ Oh, _ yeah, _ _ _ dirtbag _
_ _ No, [Eb] she doesn't know what she's _ [Gb]
missing
Eh, _ [E] _ eh, [A] _ [E] oh _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Gb] _
[Ab] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _
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