Chords for When I Grow Up (Reprise) - Matilda the Musical

_ _ [F] _ _ _ Grow up, grow [C] up, grow up
I will [Bb] be tall enough to reach the branches
[G] That I need to reach to climb [F] the tree
You get [C] to climb when you're [F] grown up
_ _ I'm gonna grow up _
[C] _ _ I will [Bb] be smart [F] enough [Bb] to answer all [G] the questions
That [F] you need to know the answers to [C] before you're grown [Bb] _ up
We're gonna grow up _ _
[Am] Eat sweets every day
All [Gm] the way to work and die
Children [F] get laid every night
They are [Bb] not grown up
_ When [Am] the sun comes up and I have to watch
[Gm] Until my eyes close back
[C] I won't [A] care cause I'll be all grown [Dm] up
[Am] When I [Bb] grow up
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[Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] People do what they do, you do what you do _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ [Bb] I'm gonna grow up
I will [F] be _ smart enough to answer all the questions
We're gonna grow [Gm] up
Eat sweets every day
[Am] All the way to work and die
[A] Children _ [Dm] _ [C] [Bb] get laid every night
They are not grown [C] _ [F] _ [Dm] _ [E] up
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[G] [Gm] When [C] the _ [A] sun comes up and I have to watch
Until [D] my eyes close [G] back
[Bb] I'm gonna grow [F] up
Eat sweets every _ [Ab] _ _
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_ I will be smart enough to answer all the questions
That you need to know the answers to before you're grown up
What do you say to that?
You can say nothing and there is nothing you can say
Because you are genetically predisposed to evil
And you must be destroyed before you can be allowed to grow one centimeter taller than you currently are, do you hear?
Vomit, puke, snot, stain, are you listening?
All of these disgusting little slugs shall suffer the most appalling indignities because of you, yes you
I shall rip the rebellion out of this class and devour it whole
I shall hang each and every one of you upside down by your ankles until all of your bodily liquids drain out through [N] your noses and into jars, yes jars
Which I shall then send to your parents with your school reports upon which I shall write, could do better
Miss Honey has allowed her weakness and filth to permeate through this miserable collection of excuses for children
And you, madam, standing there before me like the squid of squids are its beating heart
You are the axis of evil, you are the nexus of necrosis, you are a rotting lump of pure wrong
You are the dark heart of all that is unholy in this land, a black hole of wrong-headedness from which no light, no strength, no discipline can escape
But I am a match for you, madam, in me you have met the avenger, the spirit of all that is right
And I tell you that there is nothing I shall not do, no length through which I shall not go, no punishment I shall not inflict, no ear I shall not stretch, no fingers I shall not snap back to defeat you
Yes, I defeat you in exultation, do you hear?
Are you listening?
Are you listening, madam? _ _ _ _ _ _