Chords for Where No Man 22 - Banned From Argo
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[A#m] [A]
When we pulled into Argo [D] Port in need of [A] R&R, [D] the crew [A] set out investigating every [E] joint and bar.
[A] We had high expectations [D] of their [A] hospitality, [D] but found too late [A] it wasn't geared [E] for [A] spacers such as we.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone!
[D] Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
We spent a jolly [F#m] shortly there for just three days or [D] four.
But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore.
The [A#] captain's [A] taste were simple, [D] but his methods were [A] complex.
[D] We found [A] him with five partners, each of a different [E] world and sex.
[A] The shore police were on the [D] way, we had no [A] second chance.
[D] We beamed him [A] up in the nick of time and the remnants of his pants.
[D] And we're banned from [A] Argo, everyone!
[D] Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
[D] We spent [E] a jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[Am] But [E] Argo doesn't want us [A] anymore.
Our engineer would yield to [D] none at [A] putting down the brew.
[D] He [A] outranked seven space marines and a [E] demolition crew.
[A] The navigator didn't win, [D] but he outranked almost [A] [D] all.
And now [A] they've got a shuttle trapped on [E] the roof of [A] City Hall.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone!
[D] Banned from [A] Argo just for having [E] a little fun.
[A] We spent a [E] jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
But [E] Argo doesn't want us [A] anymore.
Our proper cool first officer [D] was drugged [A] with something green.
[D] And hauled [A] into an alley where he suffered [E] things obscene.
He [D] sobered [A] up in sick bay [D] and he's none the worse [A] for [Dm] wear.
Except [A] he somehow taught the bridge [E] computer [A] how to square.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone!
[D] Banned from [A] Argo just for [E] having a little fun.
We spent a jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore.
The head nurse disappeared a while [D] in a major dope [A] [D] bazaar.
Buying [A] an odd green potion guaranteed to [E] cause con far.
[A] She came home with no [D] uniform and an [A] oddly cheerful heart.
[D] And a painful way [A] of walking with her feet a yard apart.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone!
[D] Banned from [A] Argo just for [E] having a little fun.
We spent a jolly [C#m] shortly there for [D] just three days or four.
But [E] Argo doesn't want us [A] anymore.
Our lady of communications [D] won a ship [A] wide bet.
By [D] getting [A] into the planet's main [E] communications net.
[A] Now every time someone calls up [D] on an [A] Argo telescreen.
[D] The flesh [A] is there but the clothes they wear are [Em] nowhere [A] to be seen.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone!
[D] Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
[A] We spent a [C#m] jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore.
Our doctor loves humanity, [D] his private [A] life is quiet.
[D] The shore [A] police arrested him for inciting [E] whores to riot.
[A] We found him in the city [D] jail locked on and [A] beamed him free.
[D] Intact except [A] for hickeys and [E] six kinds [A] of BB.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone!
[D] Banned from [A] Argo just for having [E] a little fun.
We spent a jolly [F#m] shortly there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want [A] us anymore.
Our helmsman loves exotic plants and [D] the plants [A] all love him too.
[D] He took some [A] down on leave with him and we wondered what [E] they'd do.
[A] Till a planetary governor called [D] and swore [A] upon his life.
[D] That a gang of [A] plants entwined his house and [E] then [A] seduced his wife.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [F#m] everyone!
[D] Banned from [A] Argo just for having [E] a little fun.
We spent a jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore.
A gang of Klingons landed [D] and nobody [A] seemed to care.
[D] They stomped [A] into the nearest bar to announce that they [E] were there.
[A] Half our crew was busy inside [D] and invited them to play.
But the [A] Klingons only looked at us and turned and ran away.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A]
everyone!
[D] Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
We spent a jolly [F#m] shortly there for just [D] three days or [A] four.
But Argo [E] doesn't want us anymore.
[A] Our crew is Starfleet's finest [Dm] and our record [A] is our pride.
And when we play we tend to leave a trail [E] a mile wide.
[A] We're sorry about the wreckage [D] and the riots [A] and the fuss.
At least we're sure that planet won't be [E] quick [A] forgetting us.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, everyone!
Banned from [A] Argo just for having a [E] little fun.
We [A] spent a [E] jolly [F#m] shortly there for just three days or [A] four.
But [E] Argo doesn't want us [C#] anymore.
[D] Wonder why?
[A#]
When we pulled into Argo [D] Port in need of [A] R&R, [D] the crew [A] set out investigating every [E] joint and bar.
[A] We had high expectations [D] of their [A] hospitality, [D] but found too late [A] it wasn't geared [E] for [A] spacers such as we.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone!
[D] Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
We spent a jolly [F#m] shortly there for just three days or [D] four.
But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore.
The [A#] captain's [A] taste were simple, [D] but his methods were [A] complex.
[D] We found [A] him with five partners, each of a different [E] world and sex.
[A] The shore police were on the [D] way, we had no [A] second chance.
[D] We beamed him [A] up in the nick of time and the remnants of his pants.
[D] And we're banned from [A] Argo, everyone!
[D] Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
[D] We spent [E] a jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[Am] But [E] Argo doesn't want us [A] anymore.
Our engineer would yield to [D] none at [A] putting down the brew.
[D] He [A] outranked seven space marines and a [E] demolition crew.
[A] The navigator didn't win, [D] but he outranked almost [A] [D] all.
And now [A] they've got a shuttle trapped on [E] the roof of [A] City Hall.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone!
[D] Banned from [A] Argo just for having [E] a little fun.
[A] We spent a [E] jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
But [E] Argo doesn't want us [A] anymore.
Our proper cool first officer [D] was drugged [A] with something green.
[D] And hauled [A] into an alley where he suffered [E] things obscene.
He [D] sobered [A] up in sick bay [D] and he's none the worse [A] for [Dm] wear.
Except [A] he somehow taught the bridge [E] computer [A] how to square.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone!
[D] Banned from [A] Argo just for [E] having a little fun.
We spent a jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore.
The head nurse disappeared a while [D] in a major dope [A] [D] bazaar.
Buying [A] an odd green potion guaranteed to [E] cause con far.
[A] She came home with no [D] uniform and an [A] oddly cheerful heart.
[D] And a painful way [A] of walking with her feet a yard apart.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone!
[D] Banned from [A] Argo just for [E] having a little fun.
We spent a jolly [C#m] shortly there for [D] just three days or four.
But [E] Argo doesn't want us [A] anymore.
Our lady of communications [D] won a ship [A] wide bet.
By [D] getting [A] into the planet's main [E] communications net.
[A] Now every time someone calls up [D] on an [A] Argo telescreen.
[D] The flesh [A] is there but the clothes they wear are [Em] nowhere [A] to be seen.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone!
[D] Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
[A] We spent a [C#m] jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore.
Our doctor loves humanity, [D] his private [A] life is quiet.
[D] The shore [A] police arrested him for inciting [E] whores to riot.
[A] We found him in the city [D] jail locked on and [A] beamed him free.
[D] Intact except [A] for hickeys and [E] six kinds [A] of BB.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone!
[D] Banned from [A] Argo just for having [E] a little fun.
We spent a jolly [F#m] shortly there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want [A] us anymore.
Our helmsman loves exotic plants and [D] the plants [A] all love him too.
[D] He took some [A] down on leave with him and we wondered what [E] they'd do.
[A] Till a planetary governor called [D] and swore [A] upon his life.
[D] That a gang of [A] plants entwined his house and [E] then [A] seduced his wife.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [F#m] everyone!
[D] Banned from [A] Argo just for having [E] a little fun.
We spent a jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore.
A gang of Klingons landed [D] and nobody [A] seemed to care.
[D] They stomped [A] into the nearest bar to announce that they [E] were there.
[A] Half our crew was busy inside [D] and invited them to play.
But the [A] Klingons only looked at us and turned and ran away.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A]
everyone!
[D] Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
We spent a jolly [F#m] shortly there for just [D] three days or [A] four.
But Argo [E] doesn't want us anymore.
[A] Our crew is Starfleet's finest [Dm] and our record [A] is our pride.
And when we play we tend to leave a trail [E] a mile wide.
[A] We're sorry about the wreckage [D] and the riots [A] and the fuss.
At least we're sure that planet won't be [E] quick [A] forgetting us.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, everyone!
Banned from [A] Argo just for having a [E] little fun.
We [A] spent a [E] jolly [F#m] shortly there for just three days or [A] four.
But [E] Argo doesn't want us [C#] anymore.
[D] Wonder why?
[A#]
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[A#m] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ When we pulled into Argo [D] Port in need of [A] R&R, [D] the crew [A] set out investigating every [E] joint and bar.
[A] We had high expectations [D] of their [A] hospitality, [D] but found too late [A] it wasn't geared [E] for [A] spacers such as we.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone! _
_ [D] _ Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
We spent a jolly [F#m] shortly there for just three days or [D] four.
But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore. _ _
_ _ The [A#] captain's [A] taste were simple, [D] but his methods were [A] complex.
[D] We found [A] him with five partners, each of a different [E] world and sex.
[A] The shore police were on the [D] way, we had no [A] second chance.
[D] We beamed him [A] up in the nick of time and the remnants of his pants.
[D] And we're banned from [A] Argo, everyone! _
_ [D] _ Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
[D] We spent [E] a jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[Am] But [E] Argo doesn't want us [A] anymore. _ _
_ _ Our engineer would yield to [D] none at [A] putting down the brew.
[D] He [A] outranked seven space marines and a [E] demolition crew.
[A] The navigator didn't win, [D] but he outranked almost [A] [D] all.
And now [A] they've got a shuttle trapped on [E] the roof of [A] City Hall.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone! _ _
_ [D] Banned from [A] Argo just for having [E] a little fun.
[A] We spent a [E] jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
But [E] Argo doesn't want us [A] anymore. _ _
_ _ Our proper cool first officer [D] was drugged [A] with something green.
[D] And hauled [A] into an alley where he suffered [E] things obscene.
He [D] sobered [A] up in sick bay [D] and he's none the worse [A] for [Dm] wear.
Except [A] he somehow taught the bridge [E] computer [A] how to square.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone! _
_ [D] _ Banned from [A] Argo just for [E] having a little fun.
We spent a jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore. _ _
_ _ The head nurse disappeared a while [D] in a major dope [A] [D] bazaar.
Buying [A] an odd green potion guaranteed to [E] cause con far.
[A] She came home with no [D] uniform and an [A] oddly cheerful heart.
[D] And a painful way [A] of walking with her feet a yard apart.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone! _ _
[D] _ Banned from [A] Argo just for [E] having a little fun.
We spent a jolly [C#m] shortly there for [D] just three days or four.
But [E] Argo doesn't want us [A] anymore. _ _ _
_ _ Our lady of communications [D] won a ship [A] wide bet.
By [D] getting [A] into the planet's main [E] communications net.
[A] Now every time someone calls up [D] on an [A] Argo telescreen.
[D] The flesh [A] is there but the clothes they wear are [Em] nowhere [A] to be seen.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone! _
_ [D] _ Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
[A] We spent a [C#m] jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore. _ _
_ _ Our doctor loves humanity, [D] his private [A] life is quiet.
[D] The shore [A] police arrested him for inciting [E] whores to riot.
[A] We found him in the city [D] jail locked on and [A] beamed him free.
[D] Intact except [A] for hickeys and [E] six kinds [A] of BB.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone! _
_ _ [D] Banned from [A] Argo just for having [E] a little fun.
We spent a jolly [F#m] shortly there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want [A] us anymore. _ _
_ _ _ Our helmsman loves exotic plants and [D] the plants [A] all love him too.
[D] He took some [A] down on leave with him and we wondered what [E] they'd do.
[A] Till a planetary governor called [D] and swore [A] upon his life.
[D] That a gang of [A] plants entwined his house and [E] then [A] seduced his wife.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [F#m] everyone! _
_ _ [D] Banned from [A] Argo just for having [E] a little fun.
We spent a jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore. _
_ _ _ _ A gang of Klingons landed [D] and nobody [A] seemed to care.
[D] They stomped [A] into the nearest bar to announce that they [E] were there.
[A] Half our crew was busy inside [D] and invited them to play.
But the [A] Klingons only looked at us and turned and ran away.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A]
everyone!
_ _ [D] _ Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
We spent a jolly [F#m] shortly there for just [D] three days or [A] four.
But Argo [E] doesn't want us anymore.
[A] _ _ _ _ _ Our crew is Starfleet's finest [Dm] and our record [A] is our pride.
And when we play we tend to leave a trail [E] a mile wide.
[A] We're sorry about the wreckage [D] and the riots [A] and the fuss.
At least we're sure that planet won't be [E] quick [A] forgetting us.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, everyone!
_ _ _ Banned from [A] Argo just for having a [E] little fun.
We [A] spent a [E] jolly [F#m] shortly there for just three days or [A] four.
But [E] Argo doesn't want us [C#] anymore.
[D] Wonder why?
_ [A#] _
_ _ When we pulled into Argo [D] Port in need of [A] R&R, [D] the crew [A] set out investigating every [E] joint and bar.
[A] We had high expectations [D] of their [A] hospitality, [D] but found too late [A] it wasn't geared [E] for [A] spacers such as we.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone! _
_ [D] _ Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
We spent a jolly [F#m] shortly there for just three days or [D] four.
But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore. _ _
_ _ The [A#] captain's [A] taste were simple, [D] but his methods were [A] complex.
[D] We found [A] him with five partners, each of a different [E] world and sex.
[A] The shore police were on the [D] way, we had no [A] second chance.
[D] We beamed him [A] up in the nick of time and the remnants of his pants.
[D] And we're banned from [A] Argo, everyone! _
_ [D] _ Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
[D] We spent [E] a jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[Am] But [E] Argo doesn't want us [A] anymore. _ _
_ _ Our engineer would yield to [D] none at [A] putting down the brew.
[D] He [A] outranked seven space marines and a [E] demolition crew.
[A] The navigator didn't win, [D] but he outranked almost [A] [D] all.
And now [A] they've got a shuttle trapped on [E] the roof of [A] City Hall.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone! _ _
_ [D] Banned from [A] Argo just for having [E] a little fun.
[A] We spent a [E] jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
But [E] Argo doesn't want us [A] anymore. _ _
_ _ Our proper cool first officer [D] was drugged [A] with something green.
[D] And hauled [A] into an alley where he suffered [E] things obscene.
He [D] sobered [A] up in sick bay [D] and he's none the worse [A] for [Dm] wear.
Except [A] he somehow taught the bridge [E] computer [A] how to square.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone! _
_ [D] _ Banned from [A] Argo just for [E] having a little fun.
We spent a jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore. _ _
_ _ The head nurse disappeared a while [D] in a major dope [A] [D] bazaar.
Buying [A] an odd green potion guaranteed to [E] cause con far.
[A] She came home with no [D] uniform and an [A] oddly cheerful heart.
[D] And a painful way [A] of walking with her feet a yard apart.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone! _ _
[D] _ Banned from [A] Argo just for [E] having a little fun.
We spent a jolly [C#m] shortly there for [D] just three days or four.
But [E] Argo doesn't want us [A] anymore. _ _ _
_ _ Our lady of communications [D] won a ship [A] wide bet.
By [D] getting [A] into the planet's main [E] communications net.
[A] Now every time someone calls up [D] on an [A] Argo telescreen.
[D] The flesh [A] is there but the clothes they wear are [Em] nowhere [A] to be seen.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone! _
_ [D] _ Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
[A] We spent a [C#m] jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore. _ _
_ _ Our doctor loves humanity, [D] his private [A] life is quiet.
[D] The shore [A] police arrested him for inciting [E] whores to riot.
[A] We found him in the city [D] jail locked on and [A] beamed him free.
[D] Intact except [A] for hickeys and [E] six kinds [A] of BB.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A] everyone! _
_ _ [D] Banned from [A] Argo just for having [E] a little fun.
We spent a jolly [F#m] shortly there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want [A] us anymore. _ _
_ _ _ Our helmsman loves exotic plants and [D] the plants [A] all love him too.
[D] He took some [A] down on leave with him and we wondered what [E] they'd do.
[A] Till a planetary governor called [D] and swore [A] upon his life.
[D] That a gang of [A] plants entwined his house and [E] then [A] seduced his wife.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [F#m] everyone! _
_ _ [D] Banned from [A] Argo just for having [E] a little fun.
We spent a jolly shortly [F#m] there for just three [D] days or four.
[A] But Argo [E] doesn't want us [A] anymore. _
_ _ _ _ A gang of Klingons landed [D] and nobody [A] seemed to care.
[D] They stomped [A] into the nearest bar to announce that they [E] were there.
[A] Half our crew was busy inside [D] and invited them to play.
But the [A] Klingons only looked at us and turned and ran away.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, [A]
everyone!
_ _ [D] _ Banned from Argo [A] just for having a [E] little fun.
We spent a jolly [F#m] shortly there for just [D] three days or [A] four.
But Argo [E] doesn't want us anymore.
[A] _ _ _ _ _ Our crew is Starfleet's finest [Dm] and our record [A] is our pride.
And when we play we tend to leave a trail [E] a mile wide.
[A] We're sorry about the wreckage [D] and the riots [A] and the fuss.
At least we're sure that planet won't be [E] quick [A] forgetting us.
[D] And we're banned from Argo, everyone!
_ _ _ Banned from [A] Argo just for having a [E] little fun.
We [A] spent a [E] jolly [F#m] shortly there for just three days or [A] four.
But [E] Argo doesn't want us [C#] anymore.
[D] Wonder why?
_ [A#] _