Chords for Where's My Juul??

_ [Ebm] Hey, have [Dm] you guys seen my [Eb] jewel?
I [D] like literally just had it in my hands
[Eb] Like you [D] gave it back to me, right?
I let you hit my jewel and then you [Eb] gave it back to me
[Am] _
You didn't take it.
Did you you wouldn't [Eb] do that to me?
[C] So like
Have you seen it?
Where is it?
Seriously, like where is it?
Not okay
[Bb] Where's my jewel?
[A] _ _ [Bb] Can you pick it up?
It's so not cool
_ [Eb] Where's my jewel?
[A] _
Where's my jewel?
[E] _ Where's my jewel?
[D] _
So not cool!
_ _ [Eb] _ Is [D] that it right there behind the couch?
It's not? _
Where's my jewel?
_ [Eb] Where's my jewel?
[D] _
So not cool!
_ [Eb] Where's my jewel?
[D]
I [Eb] swear to god, [D] bitch
If you [Eb] stole my fucking jewel
I will break [D] each and every one of [Eb] your goddamn [D] fucking fingers
And if I find that shit
I will fucking ram that shit
So hard down your throat
You're gonna be fucking coughing [Eb] up clouds for the next month
And you goddamn useless [D] little bitch
[Eb] Fucking help [Bb] me find my [D] fucking jewel _
Where's my jewel?
Where's [Eb] my jewel?
[D]
So not cool
_ Where's my jewel?
Where's my jewel?
_ Where's my jewel? _
So not cool
Where's my jewel? _
Where's my jewel?
_ Where's [Eb] my jewel?
_ [D]
So not cool
_ Where's [Eb] my jewel?
_ [D]
Where's my jewel?
_ Where's my jewel? _
So not cool!
Where's my jewel?
Oops, I found it.
It was in my pocket this whole time.
Sorry guys.