Chords for Whipped into Shape

_ _ _ _ _ [Bbm] Hi, I'm Brooke Windham, [F] and welcome back to the [Bb] Windham Workout Disc [Bb] 2 Challenge, and
our daily [F] commitment to being the best that we can be!
Yeah!
[Bb]
So grab [Fm] your Cardio Whip [Bb] 5000, cause if you wanna get ripped, you've gotta get whipped.
Do you [Ab] want an easy [Gb] miracle?
Do you wanna [F] lose a pound or [Bbm] two?
Then you [Ab] can turn this off [Gb] right now, my [F] workout's not for [Db] you.
I'm talking [Ab] to the woman who [Gb] wants it all, gotta [F] pay for what you get.
[Ebm] Cause sides too close don't come to those [F] too lazy to sweat.
[Bb] I want you whipped into shape, when I say just say how high.
[Bbm] You know you're doing it right, [Gb] when you start [F] to cry.
[Ebm] If you don't look like you should, you've got to whip it, whip it, whip [Ab] it good.
I'm sorry [Gb] ladies, no [F] escape, till you're [G] whipped into shape.
[Bb] Come on, some _
_ [Gb] pounds!
Whipped into shape.
I hate you, Brooke!
_ [F] _ Whipped into shape.
[Eb] Hey, why'd you pause it?
We have a lot to cover.
[Bbm] _ [Bb] Meet our brand new [Ab] client, Brooke.
You can [D] laugh, but she's made tons,
Offered DVDs and book, whip your way to [Bb] tighter buns.
Happily married, so she swears, to her [Db] 60 year old stud.
Till stepdaughter [F] came downstairs, and found Brooke all covered in his blood.
[D] If Brooke took a plea, I'd have her out in three to four.
But she claimed she did not kill him.
Did she?
Let's watch some more.
[C] _
_ _ [Bbm] But it's more than [Ab] just a workout, [Gb] it's a defensive [F] weapon too.
[Bbm] Simply wrap it [Ab] around your [Gb] assailant's neck, and pull [F] till he turns blue.
[Bbm] You can also use [Ab] the patented handle [Gb] grip, to shatter [F] your attacker's spine.
[Ebm] And all for three small [F] payments of $19.99.
[Bb] You'll whip him, whip him to shape, [Gb] when you get grief [F] from a guy.
[Bb] Just work him over [F] with this, [Gb] till he starts to [Ebm] cry.
If you don't act like you should, you've got to whip it, whip it, whip it [Eb] good.
It gets you out of any [F]
state, and gets you whipped [Bb] into shape.
Come on [Gb] people, _ [G] whipped [Bb] into shape.
What [Bb] does not kill us, [Gb] makes us hotter.
_ [Eb] _ _ Hence, who thinks [Gb] she's guilty?
_ [Em] _ _ [Gb] Okay, [F] now here is where you kids come [Db] in.
Brooke has [F] trouble trusting me, I'm her [C] only chance to win.
But I don't speak [Bbm] MTV, though [Eb] Brooke won't help her [Db] own defense.
She may listen to her peers, go [Ebm] and place a little [Bbm] sense,
in the space between her [Gb] ears.
Not now.
[Db] I want her whipped [Bm] into shape, if there's a brain in that hair.
Tell it that I am the key, it's a plea or the chair.
[Gbm] See when I talk to her, [D] I get neither plea, [B] nor plan, nor [E] alibi.
To quote [G] from our defendant's tape,
[E] I want her whipped [C] into shape, to the jail. _ _ _
_ [B] _ Ladies, [Db] just because we're at Boston Women's [Bm] Correctional Facility,
does [E] not mean we [B] can't become the best that we can [G] be.
[B] _ Here we go.
[Gb] Circle, circle, [B] under, over, through, around.
[Bb] Again.
_ _ _ _ Good.
_ [G]
Circle, [G] circle, under, over, through, around.
_ [Cm]
Alright ladies, we [G] can't break out of here, but we sure can break a sweat.
[Gbm] Left, _ [Gb] right, _ _ _
_ [Gbm] _ _ _ good.
[C] Left, right, _ _ [C] right, left, right.
In, out, I [Cm] want you whipped into shape.
When I [G] say jump, say how high, you'll [C] know you're doing it right.
When [Fm] you start, do [G] the right, [Fm] if you don't look like you should.
[Cm] You've got to [Bb] whip it, whip it, whip it good.
[A] Like prison ladies, no [G] escape, until you're whipped [Am] into shape.
_ _ _ [A] Whipped into shape.
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [Gb]
Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through.
Jack it up, double jump.
Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through.
Jack it out, double jump.
[Dm] _
Right, you've got it.
_ [F] _ _ [Dm] _
[A] Whipped into shape. _ _ _ _