Chords for WHO'S SASSIER? GERARD WAY OR BRENDON URIE?
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Big difference between me and Dave McCaskey is I suck way more dick than Dave McCaskey.
Perfect.
[C] There's some really [E] terrible ones.
[Abm] Probably Speedball.
of bouncing [C] balls come out of nowhere.
squeaky. Come [A] on. [Bbm] [Cm] I can't help it. Deal [D] with it. [Em] [Abm] [D] I'm gonna ask you a question. [Db] And you gotta give it to [G] me straight. [Em] [G] [Em] Does my ass look fat? [D] The [Bb] answer is we all [A] stop needing [Bm] not to care. I'll stop [G] trying to help you [Bb] out. [G] Back to a guy in a shit [Bm]-fucked shirt. But I make these [F] ideas work. [G] Not even like one Beatles song. This connection really [Cm] This fucking [C] connection makes me want to punch a wall. And then send pictures. [N] We [Dm] go small cans because [Bb] a big can is just a [F] waste. Nobody needs that much soda. [G] I was nominated for a Grammy until later in the day. Once I found out God, that rubs. It was just shots, shots, shots, sushi, shots, puking fish out of shots. [D] I'm not gonna narrate. Why? Because I don't care. [Em] What do you think Rita got? I mean, it's funny. [E] One, two, three, back out, make some room. I am dead serious. I am not that [C] pretty. [N] I'm not gonna tell you the title. [Bb] [D] [B] I'm not gonna tell you the title. Because then like a [D] year later, we retitle it. You guys are a bitch about it. [A] You know it's true. You [N] know it's true. Actually, the title it has right now is the final title. But I'm not telling you what it is. Hey, you're a good singer. You fucking idiot, he sings for a band. It's crazy because people are like, you shouldn't drink. And I'm like, I don't even get drunk, that's crazy. Nectarines are like peaches, but they're naked. There's no hair on them. Stop talking like that, you're weird. Shut up. [E] I think with like [Fm] Instagram, Twitter, whatever. Everyone [D] is a paparazzi now. How scary is that? You're never saying. Welcome [B] to Mastermind with me, Brendan Urie. You're a fabulous host. I'm sick of seeing my face. [B] But I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face. Because it's my fucking face. [N] We got this shit already. Shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie, [D] motherfucker. What's funny about it, it looks [G] like it's one [C] boob. Like somebody had a bad [Eb] Do you wanna build a [Dm] snowman? No! [Cm] [Bb]
[F] [E] You guys already need a new song. [G] There you go. [Dm] Go fuck yourselves, go fuck [N] yourselves. Y'all can't pull off khakis. Khakis? Like tackies, when you try it. How are you? Very well, thank you. Enjoying being in my presence? It's fantastic. You're at [Gbm] that age where you're just trying to be a jerk. And I think I just put [Fm] on a hoodie, and I went around with a pillowcase. And when a [Gbm] lady asked me what I was, I was like, I'm cold. I was like, that's so [N] stupid. [B] [E] What I'm saying is it's not pancake cake for six months. And there's flour, and there's eggs, and there's syrup. And there's batter. And it's madness. [Am] It's way too commercial. And you're never gonna be cool, so [Ab] stop trying. [Ab]
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Perfect.
[C] There's some really [E] terrible ones.
[Abm] Probably Speedball.
of bouncing [C] balls come out of nowhere.
squeaky. Come [A] on. [Bbm] [Cm] I can't help it. Deal [D] with it. [Em] [Abm] [D] I'm gonna ask you a question. [Db] And you gotta give it to [G] me straight. [Em] [G] [Em] Does my ass look fat? [D] The [Bb] answer is we all [A] stop needing [Bm] not to care. I'll stop [G] trying to help you [Bb] out. [G] Back to a guy in a shit [Bm]-fucked shirt. But I make these [F] ideas work. [G] Not even like one Beatles song. This connection really [Cm] This fucking [C] connection makes me want to punch a wall. And then send pictures. [N] We [Dm] go small cans because [Bb] a big can is just a [F] waste. Nobody needs that much soda. [G] I was nominated for a Grammy until later in the day. Once I found out God, that rubs. It was just shots, shots, shots, sushi, shots, puking fish out of shots. [D] I'm not gonna narrate. Why? Because I don't care. [Em] What do you think Rita got? I mean, it's funny. [E] One, two, three, back out, make some room. I am dead serious. I am not that [C] pretty. [N] I'm not gonna tell you the title. [Bb] [D] [B] I'm not gonna tell you the title. Because then like a [D] year later, we retitle it. You guys are a bitch about it. [A] You know it's true. You [N] know it's true. Actually, the title it has right now is the final title. But I'm not telling you what it is. Hey, you're a good singer. You fucking idiot, he sings for a band. It's crazy because people are like, you shouldn't drink. And I'm like, I don't even get drunk, that's crazy. Nectarines are like peaches, but they're naked. There's no hair on them. Stop talking like that, you're weird. Shut up. [E] I think with like [Fm] Instagram, Twitter, whatever. Everyone [D] is a paparazzi now. How scary is that? You're never saying. Welcome [B] to Mastermind with me, Brendan Urie. You're a fabulous host. I'm sick of seeing my face. [B] But I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face. Because it's my fucking face. [N] We got this shit already. Shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie, [D] motherfucker. What's funny about it, it looks [G] like it's one [C] boob. Like somebody had a bad [Eb] Do you wanna build a [Dm] snowman? No! [Cm] [Bb]
[F] [E] You guys already need a new song. [G] There you go. [Dm] Go fuck yourselves, go fuck [N] yourselves. Y'all can't pull off khakis. Khakis? Like tackies, when you try it. How are you? Very well, thank you. Enjoying being in my presence? It's fantastic. You're at [Gbm] that age where you're just trying to be a jerk. And I think I just put [Fm] on a hoodie, and I went around with a pillowcase. And when a [Gbm] lady asked me what I was, I was like, I'm cold. I was like, that's so [N] stupid. [B] [E] What I'm saying is it's not pancake cake for six months. And there's flour, and there's eggs, and there's syrup. And there's batter. And it's madness. [Am] It's way too commercial. And you're never gonna be cool, so [Ab] stop trying. [Ab]
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Big difference between me and Dave McCaskey is I suck way more dick than Dave McCaskey.
[Gb] Did you guys read that?
_ Perfect.
[G] _ _ Worst comic book superhero?
[C] _ There's some really [E] terrible ones.
[G] Um_ _ _
[Abm] Probably Speedball.
He looks [G] ridiculous.
His power is to make a bunch of bouncing [C] balls come out of nowhere.
It's just_kind_kin of a [Bbm] useless guy. Don't let your eye get squeaky. Come [A] on. _ _ [Bbm] _ [Cm] I can't help it. Deal [D] with it. [Em] _ _ [Abm] _ [D] I'm gonna ask you a question. _ [Db] And you gotta give it to [G] me straight. _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [Em] Does my ass look fat? [D] The [Bb] answer is we all [A] stop needing [Bm] not to care. _ I'll stop [G] trying to help you [Bb] out. [G] Back to a guy in a shit [Bm]-fucked shirt. But I make these [F] ideas work. [G] Not even like one Beatles song. _ This connection really_ [Cm] This fucking [C] connection makes me want to punch a wall. And then send pictures. [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ We [Dm] go small cans because [Bb] a big can is just a [F] waste. Nobody needs that much soda. [G] I was nominated for a Grammy until later in the day. Once I found out_ God, that rubs. It was just shots, shots, shots, sushi, shots, puking fish out of shots. _ _ [D] I'm not gonna narrate. Why? Because I don't care. [Em] _ What do you think Rita got? I mean, it's funny. [E] One, two, three, back out, make some room. I am dead serious. I am not that [C] pretty. _ [N] I'm not gonna tell you the title. _ [Bb] _ _ _ [D] _ [B] _ I'm not gonna tell you the title. Because then like a [D] year later, we retitle it. You guys are a bitch about it. [A] You know it's true. You [N] know it's true. _ Actually, the title it has right now is the final title. But I'm not telling you what it is. Hey, you're a good singer. You fucking idiot, he sings for a band. It's crazy because people are like, you shouldn't drink. And I'm like, I don't even get drunk, that's crazy. Nectarines are like peaches, but they're naked. There's no hair on them. _ Stop talking like that, you're weird. Shut up. [E] I think with like [Fm] Instagram, Twitter, whatever. Everyone [D] is a paparazzi now. How scary is that? You're never saying. Welcome [B] to Mastermind with me, Brendan Urie. You're a fabulous host. I'm sick of seeing my face. [B] But I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face. Because it's my fucking face. [N] We got this shit already. Shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie, [D] motherfucker. What's funny about it, it looks [G] like it's one [C] boob. Like somebody had a bad_ _ _ [Eb] Do you wanna build a [Dm] snowman? _ _ No! [Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ [F] _ [E] You guys already need a new song. _ [G] _ There you go. [Dm] Go fuck yourselves, go fuck [N] yourselves. Y'all can't pull off khakis. Khakis? Like tackies, when you try it. _ _ _ _ _ How are you? Very well, thank you. Enjoying being in my presence? It's fantastic. You're at [Gbm] that age where you're just trying to be a jerk. And I think I just put [Fm] on a hoodie, and I went around with a pillowcase. And when a [Gbm] lady asked me what I was, I was like, I'm cold. I was like, that's so [N] stupid. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] What I'm saying is it's not pancake cake for six months. And there's flour, and there's eggs, and there's syrup. And there's batter. And it's madness. [Am] It's way too commercial. And you're never gonna be cool, so [Ab] stop trying. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
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_ _ [G] _ _ You're a [F] fucking loser. Look [Cm] at him. [A] Look at that dumb [Eb]-dumb. _ _ [Ab] _ Take that. _ [C] Sneezed on you. Oh, Johnson. I [F] got balls, son. After [C] games of four, I almost lost [B] one. _ Landon [E] Urie, _ fuck you. [Ebm] _ _ [B] Fuck you. Go [Db] fuck yourself. [Bb] I'm trying to tell girls, like, fuck that. You don't [Gm] have to wear makeup. You don't have to have [D] long blonde hair and big titties. That's not what it's about. It's like personal [Gm] style. You're a boy. It's your first time at an MCR show. I'm gonna take your shirt off. _ _ _ This is the [C] boys. _ [Gm] Swing it over your head. The boys get their shirts off. _ _ _ While they do this, I'm gonna do. You're just gonna go. _ _ _ _ _ You're just gonna go. _ _ _ Bullets, bullets, bullets. Bullets, bullets, bullets. Fuck [E] those pointy shoes, motherfuckers. _ [Gb] _ _ _ Do a [B] little French art. Rocks out in [Em] France. Fuck that. I don't want that there. So, I suck, basically. Gerard, I try to be a suck. I'd beat your [G] snowman double. I'm trying not to ruin it for anybody. [Em] Do you think you're gonna watch a fun [D] fantasy film and [G] the next thing you know, there's a fucking dead 16-year [B]-old girl. Check it out. Do you [D] wanna build a snowman? [E] _ [Eb] Do you wanna hang out in [D] Zeus' snow? _ [Bb] _ Because I can't find [G] anyone to help me with
[Gb] Did you guys read that?
_ Perfect.
[G] _ _ Worst comic book superhero?
[C] _ There's some really [E] terrible ones.
[G] Um_ _ _
[Abm] Probably Speedball.
He looks [G] ridiculous.
His power is to make a bunch of bouncing [C] balls come out of nowhere.
It's just_kind_kin of a [Bbm] useless guy. Don't let your eye get squeaky. Come [A] on. _ _ [Bbm] _ [Cm] I can't help it. Deal [D] with it. [Em] _ _ [Abm] _ [D] I'm gonna ask you a question. _ [Db] And you gotta give it to [G] me straight. _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [Em] Does my ass look fat? [D] The [Bb] answer is we all [A] stop needing [Bm] not to care. _ I'll stop [G] trying to help you [Bb] out. [G] Back to a guy in a shit [Bm]-fucked shirt. But I make these [F] ideas work. [G] Not even like one Beatles song. _ This connection really_ [Cm] This fucking [C] connection makes me want to punch a wall. And then send pictures. [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ We [Dm] go small cans because [Bb] a big can is just a [F] waste. Nobody needs that much soda. [G] I was nominated for a Grammy until later in the day. Once I found out_ God, that rubs. It was just shots, shots, shots, sushi, shots, puking fish out of shots. _ _ [D] I'm not gonna narrate. Why? Because I don't care. [Em] _ What do you think Rita got? I mean, it's funny. [E] One, two, three, back out, make some room. I am dead serious. I am not that [C] pretty. _ [N] I'm not gonna tell you the title. _ [Bb] _ _ _ [D] _ [B] _ I'm not gonna tell you the title. Because then like a [D] year later, we retitle it. You guys are a bitch about it. [A] You know it's true. You [N] know it's true. _ Actually, the title it has right now is the final title. But I'm not telling you what it is. Hey, you're a good singer. You fucking idiot, he sings for a band. It's crazy because people are like, you shouldn't drink. And I'm like, I don't even get drunk, that's crazy. Nectarines are like peaches, but they're naked. There's no hair on them. _ Stop talking like that, you're weird. Shut up. [E] I think with like [Fm] Instagram, Twitter, whatever. Everyone [D] is a paparazzi now. How scary is that? You're never saying. Welcome [B] to Mastermind with me, Brendan Urie. You're a fabulous host. I'm sick of seeing my face. [B] But I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face. Because it's my fucking face. [N] We got this shit already. Shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie, [D] motherfucker. What's funny about it, it looks [G] like it's one [C] boob. Like somebody had a bad_ _ _ [Eb] Do you wanna build a [Dm] snowman? _ _ No! [Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ [F] _ [E] You guys already need a new song. _ [G] _ There you go. [Dm] Go fuck yourselves, go fuck [N] yourselves. Y'all can't pull off khakis. Khakis? Like tackies, when you try it. _ _ _ _ _ How are you? Very well, thank you. Enjoying being in my presence? It's fantastic. You're at [Gbm] that age where you're just trying to be a jerk. And I think I just put [Fm] on a hoodie, and I went around with a pillowcase. And when a [Gbm] lady asked me what I was, I was like, I'm cold. I was like, that's so [N] stupid. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] What I'm saying is it's not pancake cake for six months. And there's flour, and there's eggs, and there's syrup. And there's batter. And it's madness. [Am] It's way too commercial. And you're never gonna be cool, so [Ab] stop trying. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
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_ _ [G] _ _ You're a [F] fucking loser. Look [Cm] at him. [A] Look at that dumb [Eb]-dumb. _ _ [Ab] _ Take that. _ [C] Sneezed on you. Oh, Johnson. I [F] got balls, son. After [C] games of four, I almost lost [B] one. _ Landon [E] Urie, _ fuck you. [Ebm] _ _ [B] Fuck you. Go [Db] fuck yourself. [Bb] I'm trying to tell girls, like, fuck that. You don't [Gm] have to wear makeup. You don't have to have [D] long blonde hair and big titties. That's not what it's about. It's like personal [Gm] style. You're a boy. It's your first time at an MCR show. I'm gonna take your shirt off. _ _ _ This is the [C] boys. _ [Gm] Swing it over your head. The boys get their shirts off. _ _ _ While they do this, I'm gonna do. You're just gonna go. _ _ _ _ _ You're just gonna go. _ _ _ Bullets, bullets, bullets. Bullets, bullets, bullets. Fuck [E] those pointy shoes, motherfuckers. _ [Gb] _ _ _ Do a [B] little French art. Rocks out in [Em] France. Fuck that. I don't want that there. So, I suck, basically. Gerard, I try to be a suck. I'd beat your [G] snowman double. I'm trying not to ruin it for anybody. [Em] Do you think you're gonna watch a fun [D] fantasy film and [G] the next thing you know, there's a fucking dead 16-year [B]-old girl. Check it out. Do you [D] wanna build a snowman? [E] _ [Eb] Do you wanna hang out in [D] Zeus' snow? _ [Bb] _ Because I can't find [G] anyone to help me with