Chords for Whores. Interview on the Laziest Band Member, Railroad Spikes and Vinyl - MOST EXTREME #55

_ _ [Gb] Most Extreme _ _ _
I'm Donnie, [G] I play drums, chorus.
[Gm] Hi, I'm Christian, I play guitar [Am] and chorus.
You're [Bb] watching Most Extreme [Eb] on Pure Grain [Bb] Audio.
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_ [B] Casey's extremely lazy.
_ [Dm] I'm only saying that because he's off camera and we can make fun of him [Fm] with impunity right now.
He's like way [F] off camera.
_ [A] None of us are that extreme, we're pretty mild-mannered people.
I think we get it out [Bb] when we play.
I think we rip it super hard and then [D] the rest of the day we're all pretty chill.
[F] So sorry we're not more [F] extreme, but we're just chill [Am] people.
_ _ _ _ _ Oh God, so many memories.
[A] Before we started this [Dm] tour, I had a pedal that kept crapping [F] out.
And then I went and bought another one that's kind of similar to it, but I [Bb] didn't like it as much.
So I'm playing the [Am] one that craps out.
It [F] sounds better.
But [A] yeah, stuff like that happens all the time.
You just have [Bb] to recover from it.
I've [D] broken guitars and had amps go [Dm] out. _
[F] I'd say most extreme would be bass [G] drum.
[C] Ouch.
Because then there's [B] no backup.
You [D] don't bring an additional bass drum.
Unless you're Alex Van [Bb]
Motherfucking Halen.
Then you've got four.
[F] Three extras. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ It happens a lot.
We get a lot of reactions.
[Db] [Bb] A lot of extremely positive ones and a lot of [F] extremely negative ones.
The negative ones are on the internet.
The positive ones are [C] in real life.
People come up to us and they're [Bb] super stoked to our band.
[Db] They [A] yell our name.
It's awesome.
So I would rather have that than people be like, it's okay.
It's much cooler to [Bb] have people [Dm] completely against us and completely for us.
It's a different kind [A] of America.
Yeah.
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] Extreme thing.
I would collect railroad spikes from different towns.
I guess that would be_ _
[Gbm] Did you say weirdest [A] or most extreme?
No, I'm just [F] kidding.
Is that weird?
No, it's [Bm] awesome.
I keep wanting to_
It's not like I'm pulling them out [N] of the trash.
_ I keep wanting to collect little pieces of dirt from every state.
Because they said I couldn't do [Eb] that anymore.
So if [E] I find one, I'll take it.
I collect [Eb] records.
That's not very extreme though.
I'm pretty nerdy actually.
But I do collect them.
And I collect [Bb] pedals.
I've got a [F] lot of pedals at home.
It's pretty bad actually.
[C] But I really only like to have stuff that I use.
If I don't use it, I'm not really into _ _ [Eb] having stuff to have it and hoarding.
I like to be super [F] sparse.
That kind of stuff.
But [Eb] it's not working. _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ I've got a good [F] one about Casey.
[Gm] You need to throw him [G] under the bus again.
Okay, Casey, he's our bass player.
Joined [F] the band.
We had a fly-in show.
Opening [C] for The Sword.
And Austin [G] comes.
[Dm] Okay.
So the promoter [D] bought the plane tickets for us.
They got us the exact finish, correct back line, which they paid for.
[Gm] They fed us.
They got us all of our own hotel rooms.
Like three separate hotel rooms at the Marriott.
Like a [F] nice hotel.
And paid [C] us a ton of money.
And we got on the plane to [G] fly to Austin to play the show.
And [F] Casey complained that his seat was uncomfortable.
[Bb] _ _ I'm not [G] making that up.
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [D] It's true.
_ [F] _ You can't stop this because there's only two chairs.
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Casey's like right there [A] scowling at us right now. _ _
So that's pretty extreme.
[Bb] It's an extreme lack of [F] gratitude.
[G] _ _
But it is really funny to me too, though.
[Bb] Whatever.
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Most extreme.
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