Chords for Why Do You Think You Are Nuts?

You'll be back. _ _
Why do [Db] you think you are [G] nuts?
_ [Ab] Why do [Bb] you think you are [Gm] nuts?
[Fm] Are you nuts?
Are [Ab] you nuts?
Have you [G] lost your gut?
[Ab] Are you nuts?
Are [Bb] you nuts?
Eating [C] cigarette butts.
Why do you [Ab] think you are nuts?
[Eb] _ _ [Ab] Why do you [Bb] think you are nuts?
[C] _ [F] Does your father beat you? _
And [Ab] your mother [F] mistreats you?
And all your friends _ [Eb] [F] hate your gut?
_ [G] _ And you sit down to [F] cry? _
And you're wondering why?
_ And you say to yourself,
_ _ _ [Fm] Am I nuts?
_ _ You've lost your job.
[F] _
People call you a slob.
And you mortgaged your house _ to pay me.
_ _ I'll keep you from the truth _ _
that you squandered your youth.
_ By the time you're well,
_ [Fm] you'll be 80.
_ [Cm] _ But then it doesn't [F] matter. _ _
You'll sit in idle _ [F] chatter
with roaches that crawl up the wall.
You little booger.
You're old and you're poor. _
And you live in a sewer.
_ If you feel bad now,
[G] _ give me a call.
_ _ Why do [Db] you think you are nuts?
_ [Ab] Why do [Bb] you think you are [Cm] nuts?
[F] Are you nuts?
Are [Ab] you nuts?
Have you [Gm] lost your gut?
[Ab] Are you [Bb] nuts?
Eating [C] cigarette butts?
[F] Why do [A] you think you are [Gm] nuts?
_ [Ab] Why do you [Bb] think you are [C] nuts?
Are [F] you crackle?
Are you [Db] crackle?
Are you wackle?
Are you wackle?
Are [Gm] you crackle?
Are you crackle?
Are [Ab] you insane?
_ [F] Why do you think you are nuts? _
_ [G] Why do you think [Ab] you are nuts?
[F] Are you crackle?
Are you crackle?
[Db] Are you wackle?
Are you wackle?
[Gm] Are you crackle?
Are you crackle?
[Ab] Are you insane?
_ [Fm] Crazy.
_ [Db] They're after me.
[G] They're never going to get me.
[Ab] They're never going to get me.
[F] They're never going [Db] to get me!
[Gm] Now, you get [Ab] away from me.
Now!
[Fm] _ _ [Db] You can't. _
_ [Gm] _ Get [Ab] this away from me!
_ [Fm] _
_ [Db] I won't.
Now!
[Gm] _ _ _
[Ab] _ Now!
[Fm] _ _ _ [Db] _ _
[Gm] Now!
_ [Bb] Now!
_ [Cm] _
Why do [Db] you think you are [G] nuts?
_ [Ab] Why do you think you are [C] nuts?
[F] Are you nuts?
Are [Ab] you nuts?
Have you [G] lost your gut?
[Eb] Are you nuts?
Are [Bb] you nuts?
You needing [C] cigarette butts.
[F]
Why do you [Db] think you are [G] nuts?
_ [Ab] Why do you [Bb] think you are [C] nuts?
_ _ [Db] Have you lost [G] your gut?
[Ab] Are you nuts?
Are you [Bb] nuts?
Eating [C] cigarette butts.
Why do you [Db] think you are nuts?
[G] _ [Ab] Why do you [Bb] think you are nuts?
_ _ [Eb] _ That was great.
You felt nuts.
That was great, ladies.
That was great.
This is [G]
Eva, Jenny, and Ana. _
Ladies and gentlemen,
give them a hand.
Hey, that's great!
[Ab] Thank you, ladies, thank you very much!
That was fantastic!
Thank you!
[Bb] Hey, how about that?