Chords for Why I Hate Wonderwall

Hey baby, you know I can play Wonderwall?
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Today is gonna be the [B] day that they're gonna get it back to you!
Yeah babe, this is what three weeks of practice [N] will get you.
Yeah man, you know I've always considered myself very spiritual.
What do I believe?
Man, I don't like putting labels [G] on myself, bro.
I believe in humanity, bro.
Bro, like, music is a language _
that speaks right to her muff box.
I actually call my guitar the Muff Box [F#m] Whisperer.
Right now, [A] you should've [F#] somehow realized what you're gonna do.
[E] Yeah babe, what else do you wanna hear?
I know, Hey There Delilah, I can do Wagon Wheel.
I can do 4AM, Dave Matthews is the best, bro.
Dude, some days I just feel so misunderstood by society.
I didn't fail society, bro.
Society failed me.
Bro, jobs are society's ways of keeping you subjugated,
making you part of the machine, bro.
Yo bro, can I catch a ride from you?
It's just like a couple miles up the street.
Yo dude, mind if I bum a smoke?
Yo, you know where to find some weed?
I've been smoking my buddy's resin for [G#] like two weeks now
and [D#] he's probably gonna figure it out [F#m] soon.
I don't [A]
believe that _ [F#] anybody feels the way I do
[F#m] about you [A] now.
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ [F#m] _
About you now.
[A] _
[B] I'm not saying I'm going to roofie you.
But I'm not not saying I'm going to roofie you.
What do you mean my guitar is out of tune?
Bro, I'm in tune with the universe.
Hey babe, have you seen my tattoo?
It's a picture of me holding my guitar.
That was one of the most [F#] precious moments of my life.
Yo bro, thanks for the tips.
Been trying to save up so I can get some scissors and cut off my sleeves.
Hey Allie, I wrote this song for you. _ _ _
It's called Hey Allie.
It's based on a true story.
Yeah, I've been on tour baby.
I've played under every single tree in this park.
I'm actually saving up right now so I can go to the park across the river
and play under all those trees. _ _ _ _
I said [F#m] maybe. _ _ _
[A] _ [N] I'm pretty sure the universe invented flip-flops
so he could be more connected with the earth bro.
Bro, Kurt Cobain is easily the best guitar player alive today.
What do you mean do you know scales?
Again with the labels bro.
You gotta flex when you strum dude.
The chicks dig it.
I never clip my strings.
Such an act of violence towards something so beautiful and so innocent.
What did these strings ever do to me?
They don't deserve such cruelty.
Hey babe, you like my [A#] cologne?
[G] Axe Phoenix [A] 2004.
_ [F#]
You're gonna be the [D] one that saves me.
[F#m] _
_ _ [A] _ I don't wear [Fm] sunglasses inside because I'm [D#] stoned bro.
[B] I wear them inside because they're the windows to my soul.
And my soul is so [Gm] bright that if you look directly [E] at it,
you'll probably go blind.
It's all for your [A] safety bro.
What do you mean [D#] I'm a man whore?
I just want to share my love.
And I love those freshman titties.
Hey babe, if you want I can show you my other guitars.
They're in my bedroom.
_ No, my mom won't mind.
See you've been staring at my man bun.
_ Made it [A] myself.
_ [B]
And that [D] barrel rock.
[F#m] _
_ _ [D#] Yeah bro, I [Gm] can play some metal.
Check it. _ _ _ _
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[C] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] The rest of the song isn't that heavy bro.
Bro, if I could sing like Chad Kroger, I would run this town.
I'd even be pulling some tail from the professors.
Bro, don't touch my gig bag.
I put all those stickers on by hand.
Yeah babe, you can take out my gig bag.
I put all those stickers on by hand.
Dude, you're calling me a hipster? _ _
Thanks bro.
[E] Man, I miss Mandy.
_ Gonna write a song [A] about her. _
_ Today's gonna be the [F#] day I'm gonna write a song for Mandy.
_ Bro, how do you play without a capo?
[A]
[B] You're my _ [D] wonderwall.
[F#m] _
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_ [G] _ _ Wanna Netflix and