Chords for Why Santa Goes Ho Ho Ho
Tempo:
85.35 bpm
Chords used:
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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I got a little secret, can't [D] keep it no longer.
Santa goes [G] ho-ho-ho.
we [D] never ever told her, that little mistake of forty [G] years ago.
her [D] eyesight was failin', the tinged one's crystal clear was [G] just a fog.
she'd a [D] waddle up the hallway, just before the dawn to light the [G] yuletide love.
white [D] gruntin' and groanin', I ran down the hallway, this I [G] gotta know.
he was [D] jammed in the chimney, just as tight as a one-inch toe pin in a [G] half-inch hole.
I [D] rang out the crowbar, that big belt buckle in a minute [G] must let go.
Santa goes [G] ho-ho-ho.
we [D] never ever told her, that little mistake of forty [G] years ago.
her [D] eyesight was failin', the tinged one's crystal clear was [G] just a fog.
she'd a [D] waddle up the hallway, just before the dawn to light the [G] yuletide love.
white [D] gruntin' and groanin', I ran down the hallway, this I [G] gotta know.
he was [D] jammed in the chimney, just as tight as a one-inch toe pin in a [G] half-inch hole.
I [D] rang out the crowbar, that big belt buckle in a minute [G] must let go.
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_ _ _ I got a little secret, can't [D] keep it no longer.
Me and Eli knows why Santa goes [G] ho-ho-ho.
_ Grandma's gone now, we [D] never ever told her, that little mistake of forty [G] years ago.
Now we can't blame Grandma, her [D] eyesight was _ failin', the tinged one's crystal clear was [G] just a fog.
Every Christmas mornin', she'd a [D] waddle up the hallway, _ just before the dawn to light the [G] yuletide love.
Was tree up past midnight, white [D] gruntin' and _ groanin', I ran down the hallway, this I [G] gotta know.
There I saw Santa, he was [D] jammed in the chimney, _ just as tight as a one-inch toe pin in a [G] half-inch hole.
Don't panic Santa, I [D] rang out the crowbar, that big belt buckle in a minute [G] must let go.
Then the belt it busted, the [D] belt he expanded, _ now a bad situation was worse than a [G] minute ago.
_ Don't worry Santa, I [D] grabbed his pants leg, I took a deep breath and counted [G] one, two, three.
Not a move in Santa, but off [D] came the trousers, _ there he was in the chimney just as nude as [G] Santa can be.
_ Don't panic Santa, I gotta [D] go for Eli, _ _ Eli I know just how to get [G] you free.
Down across the garden, I was [D] screamin' and _ shoutin', hurry up Eli, Christmas depends [G] on we.
Down the hall came Grandma, gotta [D] light the yule log, she struck the match that the darkness [G] saw glow.
_ She placed it in under, what she taught [D] was the yule log, then the chimney shattered with the screamin' of ho, [G] ho, ho.
Oh look said Eli, there [D] goes Santa, _ his pants is gone, his bum as black [G] as coal.
He always shoutin', [D] Merry Christmas, I'll come right now he's shoutin', ho, [G] ho, ho.
_ When we found Grandma, she was [D] shiverin' and shakin', she grabbed old Eli's hand, would not [G] let go.
_ Then she told us how she lit [D] the yule log, _ we knew right then why Santa went ho, [G] ho, ho.
There me and Eli, we [D] bowed together, _ for Grandma's sake we [A] would [G] never tell.
_ It was not the yule log she lit [D] that morning, _ she had put the match under Santa's jingle [G] bell.
_ Now it doesn't matter, we can break [D] the silence, _ cause all this happened many [G] years ago.
_ But I am sure that Santa don't [D] forget it, _ cause to this day he still shouts ho, [G] ho, ho.
Now we can't blame Grandma, her eyesight [D] was failin', the things once crystal clear was [G] justified.
But every Christmas morning_ _
Me and Eli knows why Santa goes [G] ho-ho-ho.
_ Grandma's gone now, we [D] never ever told her, that little mistake of forty [G] years ago.
Now we can't blame Grandma, her [D] eyesight was _ failin', the tinged one's crystal clear was [G] just a fog.
Every Christmas mornin', she'd a [D] waddle up the hallway, _ just before the dawn to light the [G] yuletide love.
Was tree up past midnight, white [D] gruntin' and _ groanin', I ran down the hallway, this I [G] gotta know.
There I saw Santa, he was [D] jammed in the chimney, _ just as tight as a one-inch toe pin in a [G] half-inch hole.
Don't panic Santa, I [D] rang out the crowbar, that big belt buckle in a minute [G] must let go.
Then the belt it busted, the [D] belt he expanded, _ now a bad situation was worse than a [G] minute ago.
_ Don't worry Santa, I [D] grabbed his pants leg, I took a deep breath and counted [G] one, two, three.
Not a move in Santa, but off [D] came the trousers, _ there he was in the chimney just as nude as [G] Santa can be.
_ Don't panic Santa, I gotta [D] go for Eli, _ _ Eli I know just how to get [G] you free.
Down across the garden, I was [D] screamin' and _ shoutin', hurry up Eli, Christmas depends [G] on we.
Down the hall came Grandma, gotta [D] light the yule log, she struck the match that the darkness [G] saw glow.
_ She placed it in under, what she taught [D] was the yule log, then the chimney shattered with the screamin' of ho, [G] ho, ho.
Oh look said Eli, there [D] goes Santa, _ his pants is gone, his bum as black [G] as coal.
He always shoutin', [D] Merry Christmas, I'll come right now he's shoutin', ho, [G] ho, ho.
_ When we found Grandma, she was [D] shiverin' and shakin', she grabbed old Eli's hand, would not [G] let go.
_ Then she told us how she lit [D] the yule log, _ we knew right then why Santa went ho, [G] ho, ho.
There me and Eli, we [D] bowed together, _ for Grandma's sake we [A] would [G] never tell.
_ It was not the yule log she lit [D] that morning, _ she had put the match under Santa's jingle [G] bell.
_ Now it doesn't matter, we can break [D] the silence, _ cause all this happened many [G] years ago.
_ But I am sure that Santa don't [D] forget it, _ cause to this day he still shouts ho, [G] ho, ho.
Now we can't blame Grandma, her eyesight [D] was failin', the things once crystal clear was [G] justified.
But every Christmas morning_ _