Chords for Why? - Simeon's Dilemma

[B] Stalker's my [Dbm] whole [Gb] style, and if I get [Dbm] caught, I'll [Gb] deny, [E] deny
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Today [B] you're 25, I [Abm] made you something fine
It's [Gb] in the palm of my [E] new hand
It's how [Abm] you're mostly what I think [E] about
And I'm proud, I've [Abm] been coasting on this singles [B] route
But I still hear [E] your name in wedding [B] bells
Will I look better, or will I look [E] the same?
Rotting in [B] hell, you're the only proper [E] noun I need
Hurry, [B]
my copper crashed [E] on green
Pull [B] me, pull me out of this [E] tree
I'm stuck up a branch [B] waiting, clearly caught [E] between
Two things [B] unclear to me _ _ _ _ _
[Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B]
Are you a female young [E] _
messiah?
For stowaways in [B] dugouts?
And are you what church [Abm] folk mean by [E] the good news?
Pulling plastic bags off heads?
Or [B] are you giving me a dirty look in [E] the rearview?
Clicking the button on your U-Haul [B] pen?
Don't pretend you didn't see me coming [Abm] round the [E] bend
On my fixie with the chopped horns [B] turned in
Trailing behind your biodiesel [E] bin
_ _ _ _ _ [Abm] Stalker's my whole style, and if I get caught I'll
Deny, deny, _ deny
_ _ [Gb] [Abm] Deny, deny, deny
_ _ [Gb] Deny, [Abm] deny, deny _ _ _ _ _
Twenty-five carved with a butter knife
On [B] the [Gb] palm of my new [E] hand
It's out, [Abm] you're mostly what I think about _ _ _ _