Chords for Wildwood Flower Parody

Homo and Jethro song are we?
We are.
Alright, well, this is one we used to do back in 1966 with the Buddy Williams Show and
probably the Rick and Thell Show, everyone had a go at this one.
This is a real hillbilly song and I've got Homo right beside me to play the lead on it.
And Jethro there with his J-200.
One, two, three.
[G] _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Oh my flower from the [G] wildwood was [C] lanky and tall
And without her Adam's apple she had no shape at all
I can still see her there under a tree
Tying knots in her stockings so it looked like she had knees
Pick it, Homo.
_ [G] _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] Oh, we changed key, eh? _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I want to go back to C.
[C] Two.
Oh, she ate like a horse but she never grew big
About as useless as spraying perfume on a pig
Of a natural blot my flower would swear
Black was the color [G] of the roots [C] of her hair
Pick it, Homo. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ We changed key again, eh?
[G] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ [G] _ _ [D] _ [G] Let's go back to the end. _
[C] Oh my flower from the wildwood was lanky and tall
And without her Adam's apple she had no shape at all
I can still see her [F] there [C] under a tree
Tying knots in her stockings so it looked like she had knees
Pick it to the end, Homo.
_ Look at Jethro over there. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Oh, _ goodness me.
Yee-haw.
Holy Scheitenhausen.