Chords for Will Wood & The Tapeworms - Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!

[G#] Viki's!
_ _ _ [G#] Introducing a new tradition [B] at Rowan Wood and the Tampered [D#] Stove.
_ This is called Viki's.
_ [B] It means shut up you fucking roots.
[Fm] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [F#]
Anyway, I've been [D#] nervous as fuck.
_ I'm trying to keep, uh, [G] good care of my body, but, _ uh, it's been difficult.
So right now, [E] I want you all to, uh, bear with me while I try to _ _ plow my way through
having my [D] shovel and going in with a head cover [B] and a tassel. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
I'm in [Em] a bad mood!
[D#] _ _ [Em] _
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_ [E] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [B] _
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_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [Em] _ _
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_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ [B] _ [Em] I almost had a bad night, and I'm gonna be living in a suitcase in the summer of 2012.
I'm gonna live a lot of days.
_ I'm gonna be a fat ass and I'm gonna be a little bit skinny.
I'm gonna be a little bit fat and I'm gonna be a [C] little bit skinny.
But I'm gonna [Em] live a lot of days.
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[Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ I'm [Em] gonna live _ [C] a _ lot [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
of [B] days.
I'm gonna live a lot of days.
I'm gonna live a lot of days.
[Em] I'm gonna live a lot of days.
I'm gonna live a lot of days.
_ I'm gonna live a lot of days.
I'm gonna live a lot of [C] days.
I'm gonna live a lot of days.
[B] _ I'm gonna [Em] live a lot of _
_ [A] _ _ _ [Em] days.
I'm gonna live a lot of days.
I'm gonna live a lot of days.
I'm gonna live a lot of days.
I'm gonna live a lot [Am] of days.
_ _ [Em] _ _ I'm gonna live [Am] a lot of days.
_ _ [Em] _ I'm gonna live [F#] a lot of,
I'm gonna live a lot of days.
Thera,
[B] _ _ [D] _
_ [E] where the maybe
in the next [C] _ [B] details
I'm gonna be [Em] like your mother _
_ I'm gonna be like your mother
[Bm] I'm gonna be like your [C] mother
I'm _ _ [B] gonna be like [Em] your mother
I'm gonna be like your mother
_ [C] _ Take me [Em] right away
I'm gonna be [D] like your mother
[G] I'm gonna be like your mother
[D] I'm gonna be [Em] like your mother
I'm gonna be like your mother
Listen [C] _ _ _
_ [Em] to me, I'm gonna [B] be like your [D#] mother
_ [Em] Listen to me, I'm gonna be like your mother
This ain't my [C] mother
This ain't my mother
I [B] don't know what we [Em] fooling about
_ This ain't my [C] mother
This ain't my mother
This [B] ain't my _ _ _ [Em] mother
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ [Am] _ The _ _ active ingredient _ [Em] of _ _ a _ toasty _ _ _
[Am] _ Is a dissociative _ [Em] contactor _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ It's a close _ relative [Em] of P-A-T-T-P-E-N-P-C-P.
_ _ _ [F#] _
And studies show it makes a promise for their use in [B] therapy.
_ The _ _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ secret [Em] of love is built upon greed.
[Am] _
And if it's more than I can [Em] whisper in,
_ [E] _ _ _ [Am] _ _
Then maybe I'll have to [Em] say it again.
But it's never [F#] been _ my style, [B] and I don't know how it _ [Am] ends.
Look in the mirror, [Em] don't you look at [Am] me.
Look where we are, and [Em] we're very many.
_ [A] _ [E] Look at that, I wish I [Em] had a gunshot [F#] in my hand.
Maybe my knife [B] will fly.
I can't [E] stop.
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[Em] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [Em] _ _
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_ [Em] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [B] _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
There's _ _ _ not an animal. _
_ [C] _ _ She's running [Cm] out. _ _
[C] _ _ I'm not gonna [B] let her.
_ I'm not gonna let her.
She's a [E] fool.
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ [Bm] _
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_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Cm] She's running out. _ _
There's _ [B] no _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ hope for that [B] guy.
_ [Bm] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ [C] He's in my hand. _ _ _ _ _
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_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ No, [B] _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [C#] I [E] need more rhubarb, _ _ potassium. [A] No.
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
[B] As several of you [E] may know,
[B] _
_ Thank you. _ _ _
[N] Thank you.
_ _ _ _ Thank you.
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