Chords for Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Never Trust A Man (Who Plays Guitar!)

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So I dip a pen in arsenic [E] or a sock for every president [Am] that will never get [F] shot in the face.
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I wrap these trees in plastic [E] explosives, head [Am] down to the courthouse, lawn [F] court.
I level the [C] place over, _ haven't anybody [E] learned?
Don't ever [A] trust a man [F] who plays guitar.
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The day I rob the [E] banks, the first day I'm [Am] not lying.
Did you [F] hear me about what I [C] _
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[E] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [C] did?
But I then let my [E] great shoulder rest in P-Funk, [F] cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance.
_ [C] Finally then let my heart be [B] like a beating pig in line.
[A] No sooner [Am] see a corpse than [F] see a stab.
_ [C] Oh but, hasn't anybody [E] learned?
The last to [Am] make the moves, the first to [F] say the [Am] words.
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The day I rob the [E] banks, the first day of my [Am] life.
As an [F] honest man, an [C] honest man.
The day I [E] rob the banks, the first day of [A] my life.
As an honest man, [Dm] an [C] honest man.
The day I go to [E] jail trying to rob [Am] a bank.
The day I [F] finally get [G] what I [C] deserve. _ _ _ _
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