WOOF WOOF MEOW Chords

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_ Girl, [A] who you calling? _
Girl, I got a cat problem.
I'm calling Doc.
[Bm] Yeah!
[Am] _ _ _ _ _
[C] You're a _ [A] _ [Em] K912. _
Woof, woof, meow.
[Am] _ _ _ If you got a [C] cat problem,
[G] _ _ _ [Em] stay in there.
_ [Am] _ I don't discriminate.
_ _ _ [A] I facilitate.
[G] _
_ _ [Am] Short, fat, skinny, or tall.
_ _ [A] I serve it all.
[Em] Leave a number.
_ [Am] _ _ _ 24 _ [Em]-7.
_ Available day and night.
_ [Am] _ _ Red, yellow, brown.
_ _ Black [Em] or white.
_ _ [Am] _ _ Conversation on the phone.
[C] _ [Em] I'm always _ _ discreet.
[Am] _ _ _ What I call [C] business.
_ [G] Brothers call [Em] it thief.
_ _ [Am] _ To remove that [C] stress
[G] that makes you all [Em]
depressed.
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] You're calling a [Em] very bad
because [Am] I'm a dog.
I'm genuine.
[C] _ [G] I'm K9.
I'm pedigree.
_ [Am] _ If you got cat problems,
_ [G] baby, just [G] call me.
_ _ [Am] _ Pick up that phone
[C] _ [G] and dial me right now.
_ [Am] _ For emergency _ _ K912.
[A] Woof, woof, [Em] meow.
_ _ [Am] _ _ No job is too [C] large
_ [Em] _ _ or too small.
[Am] _ _ _ Pledges are _ [C] mine.
[Em] _ I serve it all.
_ [Am] _ _ _ Enhancing prescriptions.
_ _ [Em] I don't need
[Am] a _ freak of nature.
[G] A [A] pussycat killing the sheep.
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ Cat and [C] dog
[G] have never gotten _ along.
_ [Am] _ Every time I see [C] one,
[G] believe me, it's [Em]
all
because [Am] I'm a dog.
I'm genuine.
I'm [G] K9.
I'm pedigree.
_ [Am] _ If you got cat problems,
_ [G] baby, just call me.
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] And dial me [Em] right _ now.
[Am] _ For emergency _
_ [E] _ K912.
Woof, woof, meow.
_ _ _ [A] _ _ Meow, _ _ _ meow, _ meow. Oh, [G] shit.
[Am] An old veteran alley [C] cat
_ [G] _ [Em] that knows how to fight.
_ [Am] _ _ Making [C] them meow.
[Em] Just feel me with delight.
_ _ [Am] _ I've sticked in _ [C] jail.
[A] _ They [Em] growl and caw.
[Am] Let me _ _ out.
[A] The [E] pussycat's been knocked off.
_ [Am] _ _ _ I'm _ [G] _ _ _ _ over this town.
_ [Am] _ Every stop I make,
_ [G] I'm beating me one [Em]
down.
_ [Am] Because I'm a dog.
I'm genuine.
[G] I'm K9.
I'm pedigree.
_ [Am] _ If you got cat problems,
_ [G] baby, just call me. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] And dial me [Em] right now.
_ [Am] _ _ For emergency _ _ [A] K912.
Woof, woof, [E] meow.
_ _ [Am] I'm a dog.
I'm genuine.
I'm [G] K9. I'm _ pedigree.
[Am] Girl, you sure got a big smile on your [G] face. _ _ _
Child, I just saw Dr.
[Am] J.
_ I ain't got no more cat in my [A] house.
Dial me right now.
_ [Am] _ For emergency _ _ [E] K912.
Woof, woof, meow.
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [N] _