Chords for Ya Da Turdy Point Buck Song

Let [E] me tell you that.
And you know, it's not so much the heat, it's the gosh darn humidity.
You know that, [B] you know when you sit there in the bed and you're just sweaty, you know,
and you just, you go to reach for the water on the nightstand [E] and you slide right out of bed and the wife says,
You're making so much noise, you're waking me up.
Yeah, let me tell you.
Times like [B] that make me [E] think about moving up north, you know.
Good idea.
Yeah, I'd do it too.
Of course then I couldn't watch the Packers, you know, the Packers are_
Of course I'd like [B] the Packers, I'd do anything for the Packers.
[E] Who can forget Vince Lombardi, you know, back in the glory years?
Not me, boy.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, anyhow, getting to be that time of year, eh?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, horses eat it.
I'm a deer hunter, how do you do?
I got the deer hunting, repping, tail for you.
I'm so excited, it's my favorite time of year.
I love to feed my buns, chasing trophy deer.
But don't clap your hands, to the stomping of the feet,
cause Yahe's like me, he can't keep a steady beat, no.
Come on now, get to it with your beat, eh.
I _ [B] got the great big knife, cause the hunting is my life.
It's my chance to drink beer [E] and get away from the wife.
It's a boys night out, acting stupidly.
Say now, baby, baby, [B] don't you think maybe how about you and me, eh?
Yeah, [E] yeah, yeah. _
_ _ Well, we partied all night, never made it to our bunks.
And I was sitting in the tree stand on a tree day drunk.
Wind was blowing 45, temp 30 below.
I was freezing to death, then it started to snow.
So I got down from the tree stand and started heading for the truck.
And that's when I seen it there, the 30 point buck.
30 point buck!
30 point buck.
30 point buck.
30 point buck.
30 point buck.
30 point buck.
Well, he was 8 foot tall, weighed 12,000 pounds.
With every step there was a sh-sh-shaking on the ground.
He was so ruthless, so beautiful.
Started right out of my dreams, he was created by God.
Just for outdoor magazines.
Now I'm not much for thinking, no I don't do it often.
But I had an idea.
Yeah, what was that?
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
To put that 30 pointer right in his coffin.
Yeah, we'll get him this time.
Tell me what I see here, boy.
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
30 point buck.
I couldn't get to my grenades.
Yeah, right.
Howitzer was in the shop.
My stomach was tied into a monkey net.
Yeah, my only hope was Betty Lou.
She was the one.
A combination AK [B]-57 Uzi Raider laser triple-barrel double-scoped Heat-seeking shotgun.
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _
30 point buck.
Yeah, the women clapping in the back there.
I gotta make that. _ _
_ 30 point buck.
30 point buck.
30 point buck.
But my fingers were so frozen I couldn't pull the trigger
I kicked off my boots, fired with my big tongue
I was dirty hairy, John Wayne, G.I. Joe
[C] G.I. Joe?
_ [F#] _ _ _
_ _ _ Ya that 30 point buck was only 10 feet away, ya
Still I couldn't seem to hit him, and he wouldn't run away
And after 20 minutes when the smoke cleared
There were hunters on the ground and the world's biggest deer
Standing tall and proud, he looked at me and yawned
And then a flash of white, and there he was, gone _
Oh it's alright Clyde, don't [C#] worry about it
_ _ [F#] _
_ _ Well seven men got up and then one fell down
A big lump of blaze horn shaking on the ground
At first I thought he was one of the boys
But it was a no brother good in [N] law of mine from Illinois
Holy cheese, right boys?
Send him back on the next plane, ya know
Did you see the [F#] 30 pointer?
Did you the 30 pointer? _ _
As we jumped into the truck, and I'm gonna get that
30 point buck
Ya I'm gonna get that 30 point buck
30 point buck
30 point buck
30 point buck
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