Chords for Yonkers

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_ _ _ I'm a [Eb] fuckin' walkin' [G] paradox, no I'm not Threesomes with a fuckin' _ [Eb] triceratops
Reptar, rappin' as I'm mocking Death Rock [Ab] Stars rain synthetic gigs made of anwars
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Dreadlocks, bedrock, harder than a motherfuckin' Flintstone
Making [G] crack rocks out of pussy, nigga, fish [Ebm] bones
_ This nigga Jasper tryna get [D] grown About [Gb] five, seven of his bitches [Ebm] in my bedroom
_ Swallow the sentiment, I'ma scribble this shit in [Gb] shit
While Sid is telling me that she's been getting into shit with [Ebm] me
Sid, shut the fuck up, pass the number to my therapist
[Gb] Tell him all your problems, he's fuckin' awesome, but listen
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[Ebm] _ Jesus called, he said he's sick of the jits I [A] told him to quit, bitch, and it says in the fuckin' hop
[Ebm] Like four fuckin' strings, sheesh, I already got [D] mine
He's not fuckin' workin', I think I'm wasting my damn [Ebm] time
I'm rockin' three-pass six and going postal
[D] This the revenge of the dicks, that's nine cocks, that cock [Ebm] nine
This ain't no Vitek shit or Colin [D] Brine
But after bowling, I went home for some damn adventure [F] time
What you do?
I slipped myself some pink Xannies
And danced around the house in all overgrim panties
My mom's [Bb] gone, that fuckin' broad will never understand me
I'm not gay, I just want a boogie to some [Gb]
Marvin
What you think of Haley Wood?
Fuck her, Wolf, Haley Robin
[C] I'll crash that fuckin' airplane out that faggot nigga [Eb] Bob's
And then stab Bruno Mars in his goddamn [N] esophagus
And won't stop until the cops come in _ _
I'm a _ overachiever, so how [B] about I start a team of leaders
And pick up Stevie Wonder to be the wide receiver?
[Eb] Green paper, gold teeth, and pregnant gold [Gb] retrievers
All I want, fuck money, diamonds, and bitches don't [Ebm] need them
But where the fat ones at?
I got something to [G] feed them, and some cooking books
The black kids never wanted to [Ebm] read them
[Eb] Snapback green, chia-chia-chia, [B] pumpkin leaves
It's been a couple [E] months and Tina still ain't permed her fuckin' [Ebm] weave Damn _ _ _ _ _
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[Bb] _ _ They say success is the best [D] revenge
So I beat the shea up with a stack of magazines [Bb] I made
Oh, not again, another critic writing [D] report
I'm stabbing any blogging faggot hipster with a [Ebm] pitchfork
Ugh, still suicidal I am
[D] _ Tyler put this fuckin' knife in my hand [Ebm] I'm Wolf
A$AP put that fuckin' hole in my head
[D] And I'm Wolf
That was me who shoved a cock in your bitch
[Gb] Fuck _ the fame and all the hype, G
I just wanna know if my father would ever like me
But I don't give a fuck, so he's probably just like me
A _ motherfuckin' [Eb] goblin
Goblin, goblin, goblin
Fuck [Db] everything, man
That's what my [C] conscience said
Then the bunny hopped off my shoulder
Now my [Ebm] conscience dead
Now the only guidance that I had is splatter on cement
Actions speak louder than words
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