Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car Chords by Nofx

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[E] _ [B] _ _ Your hubcaps [E] cost more [B] than my car And your car costs [E] more than [B] my house
_ [F] Your house costs [E] more than I [B] can make in 20 years
[F] Watch your balloon cost the [B] same as mine _ [Gb] As you fly [Bb] away, I laugh [Ab] with my friends
Cause [Bb] I just cost you your life [E] _ _ And [Bb] when they find your body slumped [Ab] over
the wheel I'll [Bb] be in bed soundly asleep
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[Db] _ _ _ [B] Your FHF was written by a cardinal _ [F] Your coffin was carved [B] out of a tree
_ [F] Your funeral was attended [B] by thousands _ [F] But your row for shows was [B] erased by me
As I read [Bb] the morning paper, [A] I laugh with my [Ab] friends
_ [Bb] I just took out a man of God [E] He _ [Bb] is served by my seven kids [Ab] and precious
wife He died [Bb] upon no conscience in his car
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