Your New Boyfriend Chords by Wilbur Soot

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_ [G] [B] Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be when I [Em] was a kid on the OIP
I thought [C] when I get older I'd marry her, [Cm] I told her
Now [B] I'm 26 and I work in an office 9 till 5's not the best [Em] I'll be honest
If I could change [C] a single thing I'd make it me and not him _ _ _ _ _
But she's in your bed, [G] I'm in your Twitch chat
I've _
[C] got the key and he's just a [G] doormat _ _ _
[C] You never know, [Cm] he's got social [G] skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the [C] bills
Anyway, make the [Cm] most of [G] him
She moves [B] on pretty bloody [C] quick, oh _ [Cm] whoa
[Am] Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
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[C] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
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[C] _ _ _ _ [G] Yeah, I've met Jared
Of course [B] I've met Jared
The one who took [Em] you away from me
[C] You hit it off instantly
I know, cos [Cm] you won't stop telling me
[G] Seen his jawline, [B] shoulders and muscles
Push against his fashion [Em] sense
I've thought [C] about what he looks like nude
Not gay though
[G] _ _ _ _
Cos she's living the [B] dream
_ Oh, [Em] _ she's living the [C] dream
From back when we were [Cm]
[G] 17
She's living the [B] dream
Oh, _
[Em] _ she's living the dream
[C] From back when we were 17
[G] How on earth could I be safe
When I'm one click away from [Em] insane?
I [C] just think that I deserve
A little [Cm] bit of what I [G] earned
I'm not gonna make another [B] scene
The one I made when I was [Em] 23
Means I'm not [C] allowed in Disney World
But _
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[Em] [C] he's in your bed and I'm [G] in your Twitch chat _ _ _
[C] I've got the key and he's just a [G] doormat _
[C] You never know, [Cm] he's got social [G] skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the [C] bills
Anyway, [Cm] make the most of [G] him
She moves [B] on bloody [C] quick, oh woah
[Am] He got me a boyfriend's an [G] arsehole
I _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] think about you every _ day
[Em] How on earth could [C] I be [Cm] safe
I [G] think about him a lot as well
[Em] Maybe if he [G] wasn't [C] my man's [G] health
Your beauty _ and your grace
[Em] Your talent, but I'm cold [C] on the [G] inside
I want you to notice _
[Em] _ _ Notice [C] for a moment
[G] I _ _ want [B] you to care
I [Em] _ _ want to smell [C] your [Cm] hair _ _
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