Chords for Yung Nugget - Zoom University

So Jimmy I hear you're headed off to [Em] college next [D] year
[G] Yep, that's right.
Grandpa.
Oh
[Gb] Oh, I remember college [D] like it was yesterday.
Really?
[B] What was college like back in [D] 2020?
Well, Jimmy I [Ab] attended
University so I've been rolling [Gm] out of bed at like [Bbm] 2 30 p [Eb].m
And now I'm trying [Gm] to go to class but I can't even get [Eb] in my teacher likes 55
I swear she don't got a clue.
I think she's trying to give a lecture.
What's this bitch is on mute
So I said fuck that I'm about to call boys and we were playing Minecraft when [Bb] suddenly I heard a [Eb] noise my teacher asked [Gm] me
Do you know the powerhouse of the [Eb] cell but I said, sorry man this time the no rank.
Oh mine itself _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gm] _ [Bbm] [Eb] Then what the fuck am I doing
[Ab] But honestly, maybe this [Gm] quarantine ain't so bad smoking gas inside my bedroom while she's teaching me math
My mama knocking at the door asking what's going on?
I [Eb] said, it's all for science class
Then I [Ab] showed her my bomb, but now I'm bored and kind of horny stuck inside of this classroom
I raised my hand and say I gotta go to the bathroom
My teacher getting mad told me sit the fuck down, but I [Bb] don't really give a damn.
She can kiss my nuts now
I opened up another [Gm] tab, but you [Bbm] know, I'm on X [Eb] videos searching for me kiddie
Oh, so also got some pretty toes finally saw the perfect one
I'm rubbing on my peepee then I [Bbm] realized my cameras on and everyone [Ab] can see me man.
This shit wax fuck this class
I'm about a dip every single person [Gm] in this room just [Bb] saw my fucking dick, [Eb] but there's no need to cry
I realized that everything is fine.
They can't kick me out of school if all the classes are online
Cuz [Gm] I don't want to go to school
But there ain't nothing [Bb] else to do
So I'mma [Gm] just hop on [Bbm] zoom [Eb] now
Man what the fuck am I doing
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