Chords for Yuppies In The Sky

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As I went out one evening down [B] Columbus Avenue, _ All the sushi bars were [C#m] shuttered and the
dark canteens too.
_ _ [E] I stood there in the darkness as an empty cab rolled [F#] by,
When [C#m] all at once I heard the sound of [G#] yuppies in the [C#] sky. _ _ _ _
The herd came down Columbus for [B] as far as I could see,
_ All the men were wearing polo and [C#m] the women wore esprit.
_ Each [E] yuppie had a walkman and as each one passed me [F#m] by,
I saw their sad expressions and I [G#] heard their mournful cry.
_ _ _ _ Condos [E] for _ _ _ sale, _ condos to [C#m] buy, _ _ _ _ _ for [G#] _ [C] yuppies in the [C#m] sky. _
_ _ _ _ Each one was wearing running shoes [B] upon the ghostly deck,
_ And each one had a cotton sweater [C#m] wrapped around the neck.
They [E] all held out their credit cards and tried [F#m] in vain to buy,
_ _ [C#m] But all the stores were [G#] shuttered to the yuppies in [C#m] the sky. _
_ _ Condos [E] for _ _ _ _ sale, condos to [C#m] _ _ _
buy, _ for [G#] _ [G#] yuppies in the [C#m] sky. _ _ _ _ _
I'd seen them in commercial [B] sailing boats and playing ball,
Pouring beer for one another, crying, [C#] why not have it all?
_ Now [E] I saw their ghostly progress down Columbus [F#m] Avenue,
I _ [C#m] heard their cry for mercy and [G#] it chilled me through [C#m] and through.
_ _ _ Condos [E] for sale, _ _ _ _ [C#m] condos to buy, _ _ _ _ _ [G#] for yuppies in [C#m] the sky. _ _
_ _ All the salad bars were empty, [B] all the quiche Lorraine was gone,
_ I heard the yuppies crying as they [C#m] vanished in the dawn,
_ [E] Calling brand names to each other as they faded from my [F#m] view,
[C#] They'll be networking forever down [C] Columbus _ [C#m] Avenue. _ _ _ _ _
Condos [E] for sale, _ _ _ _ [C#m] condos to buy, _ _ _ _ _ _ [G#] for yuppies in [C#m] the sky.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] Condos for _ _ _ _ sale, _ [C#m] condos to _ buy, _ _ _ [G#] for _ _ yuppies _ [G#] in [C#m] the sky. _ _ _ _ _ _
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