Chords for Zane Williams - 99 Bottles

[G] Welcome to Texas Red Dirt Roads with Justin Prezelle.
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_ _ _ _ _ [Cm] I walked into a bar so thirsty I was [F] spitting dust.
Barkeep asked me what'll it be?
I [Bb] said, [Ebm] what you got?
He [Dm] said, well let's see, we [Bb] got Lone Star, PBR,
Rolling Rock, Shiner, [C] Bach, Moose, Drew, O'Doul's, Heffen, [F] Weiss,
and Ziegenbach, Keystone, Coors, Ike, Coors, we got Red [Bb] _ Stripe.
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Amstel, Amsterdam, in the [Gm] tall can, make [Bb] a low Miller
light Guinness by the pint [Cm] glass, Doppelbach, Lager, take a [F] swaller
cause it's going fast, oatmeal, stout, a lot of line of [Bb] kugels,
open up your [F] wallet, no time to be [Bb] frugal, there's
99 bottles of beer on the [C] wall, 99 bottles
of beer, _ [F] _ take one down and pass it
around, _ [Cm] 98 [Bb] bottles of beer on the wall. _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] Okay, so I did steal the chorus. _
_ _ _ [F] _ That _ _ _ _ _ _ just makes it [Gm] easier to [Bb] sing along to, y'all.
_ _ _ And then I settled down with, oh, well,
let's see, sorry, this is a drinking song that's hard to sing if you've been drinking.
Let me get this right here. _ _ _ _
It goes like this,
_ well, y'all, needless to say, I was pretty impressed
[Cm] as he handed me an ice cold beer from a [F] chest.
I said
not bad for a hole in the wall, [Bb] _ barkeep grins,
[F] that ain't all, [Bb] we got Rio Grande, River Rock, Tegate
with a twist [C] top, Dos Perros, Dos Iggies, Foster if you're [F] Aussie,
Bud Light in the news, Zane Williams, [Bb] Koozie, a dozen
wheat [F] beers on tap if you [Bb] choose, he got Heineken, Killian's,
the Bats and Beck's, [Cm] ice cold Coronas with the limes
[F] in the necks, _ yingling, chilling with old Milwaukee's [Bb] best,
Sam Adams and [F] that ain't even half of the [Bb] rest of them,
98 bottles of beer on the [Cm] wall, 98 bottles
[C] of beer, _ _ [F] take one down and pass it [Bb] around,
97 bottles of beer on the wall, _
I see Bonnie singing [C] along back there at the bar, _ _ _ [F] yeah, _ _
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well, how y'all like it so far?
Yes, sir. _ _
Thank _ you, thank you, well, that's good because we're only on 97.
_ _ Here we go.
_ _ Actually, I had to shorten it up just
a tad from the original, so here's what I came up with.
It goes like this,
_ _ _ [Eb] I settled down with my [Gm] favorite brew,
[D] I ordered me [C] another before I knew, [F] it was 2 AM
and I was under a table [Bb] being choked by a dude [Dm] that smelled
like a [Bb] stable and finally I was able to throw him through the screen
[C] door, pick [Cm] up my hat off the hardwood [F] floor,
get on back to the barkeep's [Bb] daughter who was putting pop [F] top
on the [Eb] jukebox [Bb] dance and I stopped and sipping on a beer
that I [Cm] bought her, we were drinking it like it was [F] water,
there were cowgirls everywhere wearing their
pretty hair down to their derriere and there [Bb] were two more
bottles of beer on the [C] wall, two more bottles of beer,
[F] we took one down and passed it around,
[D] _ [Cm] one more [Bb] bottle of beer on the wall, _
one _ more bottle of beer on the _ wall,
[Cm] _ one more _ bottle of [G] [C] beer, _
_ _ [F] we raised it up _ high
and [C] Kevin _ drained [N] it dry _ _ _ _ _
_ and there were [F] no
_ [Dbm] more [Cm] bottles [Gm] of [Eb] _
beer
on [G] the wall.
[Bb] _
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[Gb] _ _ _ _ [B] _ So
we [Bb] started on the
_ Cuervo Bacardi Gold _ Margarita straight [C] tequila
jam bean George Diggle then we wet our whistle [F] with a single
Monscots peach schnapps and a [Bb] jello shot, [G] Captain [F] Morgan
pour some more [Bb] of them cider sliders
flying [Cm] _ tigers, Dr.
[Abm] Pipper for the designated
_ [F] drivers, _ Everclear Absolut and _ [Bb] Amaretto
I don't remember much [F] but I never will forget
_ [Bb] those 99 _ bottles of beer
on the wall, _
[C] _ 99
_ bottles of _ beer, _ _ [F] there ain't
nothing finer than an ice _ _ cold
shiner, _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ 99
[Dbm] _ [Ab] bottles of [Eb] _ beer on the _ _ wall. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ Yeah.
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[F] _ _ [Bb] _ [D] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ Zane [G] Williams right there.
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That's fun right there. _ _ _ _
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