Chords for Zappas Universe - wet tshirt night

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It's a need like something funny is going on around here.
_ _ [C#] _ They're paying [E] a lot of money for the beer.
_ [Bm] And they [B] all think they're clean outside.
_ [Bm]
And they're ready to move [C#] because the sign outside says it's wet.
T [E]-shirt and tie.
_ [C] And they all [Am] play some hot live.
[E] _
_ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ [G#m] The purple inside of the clothes on the [E] man is going to get [C#] wet.
And the puss in the night of the clothes on [E] the man is going to get upset.
_ [Bm] And they all [C#] think they're really alright.
_ [Bm] And the party [C#] outside says it's wet.
T [E]-shirt and tie.
_ [C] And they all play some jank live.
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One of the top of the ladies in the village is going to look pretty [A] bummed.
_ [B]
Because the top of the judge is going to think she's a [C#m] bitch when she has a pretty score.
_ [Bm]
And all [C#] the fellas, they wish they could buy a hat.
[Bm] And the cute little [B] donkeys, the local girls [E] are showing off tonight. _ _
[G] You know I [Am] think it's certain right.
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You know [Am] I think it's certain right.
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_ [A] You know [Am] I think it's certain right. _ _
[D] _ [Em] You know I think it's certain right.
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Man, [A] that's a wet t-shirt and tie.
[F#m] But [A] if I _ [D] _ _ don't you off, [A]
somebody's showing you some dick.
Oh, big butts.
Oh, my.
Wet ones.
_ _ Big wet ones.
Big wet ones.
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