Ziggens The Waitress Song Chords

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Howdy fellas, our special today is Cream Corn.
[F#] My [A] _ _ name's Pearl. _ _ _
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_ [A] _ _ [G] _ _ [A] There's something about a waitress, there's something about [N] a waitress,
something about [A] a waitress that [F#] turns me [A] on.
There's something about a waitress, something about a waitress,
something about a waitress that [F#] turns me [A] on. _ _
_ _ _ She [F#] says, how [A] do you like your eggs?
She moves her seat to my son, and sometimes she calls me hon.
And she says, how do you like your eggs?
_ There's something about a waitress, something about a waitress,
something about a waitress that oh!
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[Em] _ _ [A] _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ [C#] _
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_ [Em] _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ [F#] _ _
[A] _ Say Polly Astor, Polly Astor, Polly Astor, Brown and Gold, Brown and Gold,
Polly Astor, Polly Astor, say Courtney Love, Courtney Love, say Courtney Love, Courtney Love,
Jeff and Gus, Jeff and Gus, Courtney Love.
Darling, how about another refill of my coffee?
Sure Ed, anything for you.
How's your mail typing?
Everything's just [G#] putress.
Oh great.
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_ _ _ _ _ There's something about a waitress, there's something about a waitress,
something about a waitress that oh!
[Em] Turns [A] me on!
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