Me So Stupid Chords by Zz Top

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_ _ _ _ _ _ Stop.
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[Cm] _ _ [C] _ I could have been [Eb] a brain surgeon.
_ [C] _ [E] I could have been a [Bb] pharmacist.
_ [C] I gave a shout at radio.
I could have been a _ [Eb] revivalist.
I've _ never been this.
_ [Bb] You're so [F]
stupid.
_ _ _ _ You're so [C]
stupid.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] You're so [F]
stupid.
_ _ _ [Bb] What is my IQ?
_ _ _ What is my [G] intelligent quotient?
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_ _ _ _ I could have been a [Eb] Golden Gate [C] Bridge _ [Db] or [Cm] Einstein's nemesis.
_ I [C] could have been the derby jockey, [Eb] but it's all come down to this.
_ _ _ [Bb] You're so [F]
stupid.
[C] _ _ _ _ You're [C] so stupid.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] You're so [F]
stupid.
[C] _ _ _ What is my IQ?
[Bb] _ _ _ _ What is [N] my intelligent quotient?
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I _ _ _ could have been Las Vegas.
_ _ I [Eb] could have been the drop-tired Rolls Royce.
[C] I could have [G] been the president of the world.
[Eb] Could have had Ivy.
_ _ Could [C] have had Miss August.
_ _ _ Could have had Miss May.
_ _ Could have had Miss September.
_ _ _ But I waited till December.
You're _ _ [Bb] _ [F] so [C] stupid.
_ [Cm] _ _ [F] You're so [C] stupid.
_ _ _ You're so stupid.
[C] _ _ _ [Bb] What is my IQ?
_ _ What is my intelligent [Eb] quotient?
_ [G] _ _ [C] _
_ Hmm, hmm, that's so